google maps just sent me a notification to ask me to identify a dish whose picture I had attached to a restaurant review. pay me google and I’ll even find the name of the person who made the dish, their likes, dislikes and turn ons

there’s a slight glimmer of hope that donald might actually lose the gop primary. if that happens, goodbye gop you had a few good moments like 150 years ago

bro you should definitely start a civil war if you want to end up crying and shitting your pants in court after being sentenced to 17 years in prison www.rawstory.com/proud-boy…

does anyone else in the world just sit outside at night staring into the trees and listening to the symphony of crickets and perhaps occasionally an owl duet

I don’t know how I manage to get any work done in this room

walking back from our local park where they have concerts every Tuesday summer night. ever since they built a trail from our development to the park this has been our Tuesday evening ritual.

might be time to stop calling climate catastrophes as “once in a lifetime” events

the gop debate reminded me of this one dude we hired back in the day. the first thing he wanted to do after joining the company was rewrite our entire software. he was dead serious. brilliant plan bro, but how about we sleep on that one. in the meantime i assigned him one very trivial project to implement. the buffoon failed miserably because he was terrible at his job. i fired him soon after because not only was he inept, he knew for a fact how subpar his skillset was and that he would never make it in the company. and so he tried to bribe me for keeping him on. yes, really.

this is what mediocre talentless performative shitheads like donald trump, elon musk and now, vivek ramu do. in their world view, the hardest part of a project is selling yourself as someone capable of taking it on. these talentless con artists pride themselves only on their ability to market themselves with glibness. they manufacture and propose big, simplistic plans to fix every single thing in the world, simple enough for their marks to digest, the dumbest, most bigoted segments of society. but actually being able to fulfill all those promises? who the fuck cares? it’s all about finding someone to blame once they inevitably fail. and there are so many white-christian-nationalist-approved choices: the democrats. single women. antifa. the deep state. immigrants. black people. the LGBTQ community. insufficient praying.

so whenever you see vivek ramu’s confident grin on tv, remember, that’s the grin of a vacuous empty-headed con artist whose only skill is appearing smart to stupid people. don’t be the stupid people.

i wish the gop would stop forcing sketchy mediocre people on us. havent we been through enough herschels and dr ozs this year that we should have to go through a vivek ramu now

this is just tragic man

we were walking our dog in a newly discovered local park and I saw something thrashing around in the grass. it was an Eastern swallowtail butterfly and it was inexplicably and violently convulsing, as if suffering from some kind of seizure. concerned that it might have a broken wing or epilepsy i inserted my hand in the midst of its thrashing to try and calm it down. right then my wife said, wait, look there’s something attacking him. a moment later, the butterfly rose off the grass and fluttered away, making decent speed with what appeared to be a wasp in hot pursuit. the wasp, after a few seconds, gave up the chase and left, presumably to return home to its wife and dog. meanwhile, the swallowtail, who appeared to be in remarkably excellent spirits considering it had just been an unwilling participant in mortal combat, soared higher and higher with undiminished poise and grace, eventually disappearing into the tree canopy.

wife: I can’t believe you just saved a butterfly.

me: I can’t believe I stuffed my hand inside a wasp attack.

lol I had almost forgotten about this grifting loser. good luck finding heaven in your state of non existence

donald is shitting his pants now because a march 2024 trial date ensures he will be convicted by november

just sitting outside on the deck listening to the crickets in the woods and watching the last two fireflies of summer dance it out

a straight line can be drawn from the belief in a narcissistic vengeful deity prone to random acts of cruelty who demands blind obedience and worship and the substitution of the deity with a human with the same personality who also preys upon existential fears.

reading Wodehouse, drinking an oktoberfest and watching trains

since we have an ebike but no ebike car rack yet we went street biking in the adjacent village of north Wales. it’s nice to see how many of our neighbors have planted native wildflower patches. we’re gonna try slip one past our HOA and create a wildflower patch in our backyard. they can’t kill us

Cornell West is basically a slightly dumber version of vivek ramu

if you’re gonna ask mike pence about how he feels about racial violence first ask him how he feels about his administration calling white supremacists very fine people

sir the mug shot is because you’re going to prison where the only currency is cigarettes and unmentionables

tech bros seem to have realized that it’s very easy to be president of America. you just have to be openly sociopathic (core of my being), ability to bullshit (I’m a tech bro, bro) and convince people to give you lots of money (really?)

if I was president I would bomb all the tech bro cartels

a local brewery whose owner is a member of the “moms for liberty” neo-nazi anti-lgbtq club had a tent in the beer garden at our founders day celebrations. I was happy to see them pack up and leave an hour before closing because no one wants. to fucking drink. fucking Nazi beer. fuck you.

151 years ago this town of Lansdale, Pennsylvania was founded on the North Pennsylvania railroad simply because someone chose to create a railroad junction here instead of literally anywhere else. 21 years ago I came to this town when I was unemployed, broke, homeless and likely out of immigrant status. this town offered me shelter and hope and employment. and today, as I celebrate my town’s founders day I embrace my glorious man who approached me in the beer garden and gave me a fist bump because we were wearing the exact same hat. life’s always in motion, my friend.

young conservatives = young sociopaths who wish to not be boiled alive but still retain the option of persecuting vulnerable demographics and not paying taxes