a goose egg


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you thought January 6 was bad, wait until trump gets indicted and convicted. but this is what it was eventually gonna lead to. this is why some of us haven’t managed to get a good night’s sleep since November 2016

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by the time things are over and done there’s going to be considerable violence bloodshed and democracy in tatters but it’s still fucking hilarious that the gop has attached its wagon to this stupid dumbfuck horse galloping towards a precipice

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more blood on donald’s hands and everyone else who’s feeding his sociopathy in the gop and fox news

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just passed a gas station selling regular for less than four bucks a gallon and felt a slight tumescence in my pants

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the trump terror attacks have begun, assisted and incited by the mainstream Republican party and Fox news

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my parents finally got covid, luckily the mild variant.

puts down the try and prevent parents from dying of covid playbook, gets into bed and sleeps for the next ten years

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we’ve lived here for 3 years and only today I come to know there’s a 349 acre wildlife refuge 2 minutes away from our cabin. holy shit I’m excited. damn thing isn’t on Google maps wtf

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highlight of the day: brought my half bike out of hibernation and on to the trail

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baseball, beer, boom box, birds, bug spray, bitronella borch. what else do you need on a Wednesday evening

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i dont know how the iranian assassin was planning to find john bolton was he just gonna check every single mustache to see if there was a john bolton behind it

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every day i get madder about 2016 and everyone who was complicit in it. fuck you all. because of you the downfall of american democracy is all but certain. because of you a lot of people have died and a lot more will die.

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just saw a couple of fetterman signs in my rural red mountain town. is my man actually gonna bring Pennsylvania whites back from the dark side

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ppl keep asking me how can you not be afraid of bears and im like bears didnt vote for donald trump

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excited to see how fox news is gonna spin this

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sitting by my campfire and a giant black bear strolls into my backyard towards my bird feeder. he’s cool I’ve already chased him once before with a baseball bat so he knows who’s boss. black bears respect territorial authority so if you are in the woods stand your ground and they will acknowledge that you’re the ruler of this particular land area. caveat of course, if it’s a mama bear with cubs. in that case just google what to do. anyways this massive boy was trying to find my bird feeders which I keep inside at night because he’s broken so many of them.

me: अरे भडव्या डोंगरात जा अणि blueberries खा

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it’s weird to think there are people young enough who don’t know there was a time when you could only watch TV on the TV that’s why they called it the TV because it was the only place you could watch TV

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watching trumpism unfold in real time I dare you to tell me religion is harmless as long as you’re not a fundamentalist

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highlight of today: bowl of air fried spicy masala chicken hearts for dinner

lowlight of today: knowing trump terrorists are preparing to do terrorism and it’s coming inevitably

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there’s a massive unsolicited bull thistle growing in the middle of our yard. bull thistles are non-native invasive weeds. however I’m letting this one grow because one, I like how they look baby, very shagadelic and two, the native goldfinches love to eat the seeds and also use the down for their late season nests. also, bull thistles are biennial which means they only flower once every two years which makes them kind of special, like an election.

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checking the firepit before starting a campfire

me: hello, any froggies in here?

me: holy shit I’m turning into my wife

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the FBI have been busy the past couple of days. and so has, I assume Mr Garland.

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desperately trying to convince myself to not trundle down to my little mountain bar in my Biden wagon and request a pint of ice cold maga tears

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kinda worried that in the coming days and weeks and months I’m gonna od on maga tears

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Fox news and the Republican party could avert the upcoming violent civil war by being honest with their supporters and viewers but they’re choosing not to, even after seeing the result of collective delusion and gaslighting on January 6.

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the fact that donald hasn’t said one word about the nature of the search warrant but a lot of words about hillary clinton means shit is finally getting real for him. about fucking time.