sitting by my campfire and a giant black bear strolls into my backyard towards my bird feeder. he’s cool I’ve already chased him once before with a baseball bat so he knows who’s boss. black bears respect territorial authority so if you are in the woods stand your ground and they will acknowledge that you’re the ruler of this particular land area. caveat of course, if it’s a mama bear with cubs. in that case just google what to do. anyways this massive boy was trying to find my bird feeders which I keep inside at night because he’s broken so many of them.
me: अरे भडव्या डोंगरात जा अणि blueberries खा