ppl keep asking me how can you not be afraid of bears and im like bears didnt vote for donald trump
excited to see how fox news is gonna spin this
sitting by my campfire and a giant black bear strolls into my backyard towards my bird feeder. he’s cool I’ve already chased him once before with a baseball bat so he knows who’s boss. black bears respect territorial authority so if you are in the woods stand your ground and they will acknowledge that you’re the ruler of this particular land area. caveat of course, if it’s a mama bear with cubs. in that case just google what to do. anyways this massive boy was trying to find my bird feeders which I keep inside at night because he’s broken so many of them.
me: अरे भडव्या डोंगरात जा अणि blueberries खा
it’s weird to think there are people young enough who don’t know there was a time when you could only watch TV on the TV that’s why they called it the TV because it was the only place you could watch TV
watching trumpism unfold in real time I dare you to tell me religion is harmless as long as you’re not a fundamentalist
highlight of today: bowl of air fried spicy masala chicken hearts for dinner
lowlight of today: knowing trump terrorists are preparing to do terrorism and it’s coming inevitably
there’s a massive unsolicited bull thistle growing in the middle of our yard. bull thistles are non-native invasive weeds. however I’m letting this one grow because one, I like how they look baby, very shagadelic and two, the native goldfinches love to eat the seeds and also use the down for their late season nests. also, bull thistles are biennial which means they only flower once every two years which makes them kind of special, like an election.
checking the firepit before starting a campfire
me: hello, any froggies in here?
me: holy shit I’m turning into my wife
the FBI have been busy the past couple of days. and so has, I assume Mr Garland.
desperately trying to convince myself to not trundle down to my little mountain bar in my Biden wagon and request a pint of ice cold maga tears
kinda worried that in the coming days and weeks and months I’m gonna od on maga tears
Fox news and the Republican party could avert the upcoming violent civil war by being honest with their supporters and viewers but they’re choosing not to, even after seeing the result of collective delusion and gaslighting on January 6.
the fact that donald hasn’t said one word about the nature of the search warrant but a lot of words about hillary clinton means shit is finally getting real for him. about fucking time.
the same people who screamed lock her up for an imaginary crime are now screaming abuse of power for prosecuting the exact same but real crime. these brain-addled shit-eating motherfuckers
donald will go to prison for his crimes and you cant do shit about it but feel free to try because we got the prison space
amazing that ppl are shocked that the FBI searched the house of a guy who openly attempted a violent coup and threatened the Georgia secretary of state on tape to overturn his election loss. it feels like the entire country is so used to seeing donald get away with crime that it almost feels wrong when he faces accountability. this is what happens when an entire country gets relentlessly gaslit for six years by its leaders and a significant section of its media
intellectual heavyweights warning everyone that the fbi raiding the clown kings palace will help the gop, chillbros 60% of america wants trump to be held accountable for his violent insurrection. i think we’ll be okay.
things are going to escalate fast. anticipate violent trump terrorism and hope at least some part of the gop stays sane
i just feel like it should be bigger news that americas top military official was going to resign and straight up called donald a fascist in his resignation letter
one of the numerous ways in which you can avoid having your stupid palace raided by the fbi is by not doing crime
when I die put me next to a campfire and play the music I like and listen to it really listen to it I won’t be there because I’m dead but I want you to enjoy my music because I think you might really like it
the worst thing about every fucking thing that is happening right now is I have the luxury of sitting and worrying about the future next to a campfire lol listening to music double lol knowing this probably won’t affect me as much as it will others
I can’t remember the last time I was just sitting and not worrying about something
this campfire pauses its music for owl calls