it’s that time of night when my worst fears are colliding with my favorite music. the morn will determine who won
I can’t watch a movie if there’s the possibility of a dog dying
hopefully this makes other rancid online motherfuckers think twice before spreading toxic lies on their shitty podcasts
good to know: the smallpox vaccine (supposedly) has some protection against monkeypox
bad to know: polio is spreading in new york state. literally something we were making jokes about to pwn the covid anti vaxxers online might actually be happening
the theme for my towns first Friday celebration today is the 80s. the themed costume I’m gonna wear is a smile
I have no data to back this but I’m pretty confident that doug mastriano smells of raw ass because nowhere in the bible does it instruct you to keep your butthole clean
Bernie just texted me to ask me to donate to the squad. Bernie with all due respect I’d rather knock on ted cruz’s door, ask to use the bathroom, flush that money down his toilet and then clog it up with used diapers
2022 gonna be known as the year of comeuppance for the American scumbag community
lol pay up Alex Jones, vile scumbag. and then pay up some more
fucking new trump store on the way to my ramen place. fucking pisses me off. here’s your one star review motherfucker
If I see a trump sign at your business I will give you a bad review motherfucker
I’m in the mental state of giving terrible reviews to fascist business establishments
I like how every trumpy gop primary candidate is all, if i win it’s all good but if I lose there was cheating. and somehow an excuse that literally toddlers use to feel good about themselves in their stupid tiny brains is now normalized in white America just because a white supremacist narcissist used it in the last election. seriously, fix your racism problem white people. for your own sake. us immigrants, we can merely advise.
singing in the tune of alanis morrisette’s ironic
craft breweries
are facing tough decisions
amid a nationwide
carbon dioxide shortage
meanwhile
our forests are burning
cos there’s too much co2
in the fucking atmosphere
isn’t it ironic, don’t you think?
its not been a good day in court for dumpster slime alex jones
closely following gop midterm primaries in states that are not even Pennsylvania as a matter of life and death because this is our life now
it is to the credit of American democracy that it has continued to exist despite its flaws, despite white supremacists, libertarians, Christian nationalists and proudly apathetic cynics. however the country is now at a stage of existential danger where if you apathetic cynics don’t step up and get involved in activism this country might actually turn into the country you’ve been imagining it is all this time
hey look who’s in an extremely distant 5th place in the Missouri senate gop primary. my shitty racist dude who stood outside his house with his horrible wife pointing guns at peaceful BLM protesters
the most predictable thing about “free speech absolutists” is how they aren’t free speech absolutists, they’re fascists
when I first came to this country I was so envious of people who smelled so good until I went to a pharmacy and discovered “deodorants”
I have a mild urge to restart posting on Twitter and refrain from doomscrolling but I’m pretty sure it’s eventually gonna lead to performative theater so fuck that shit. I’m happy typing my campfire musings right here
if you think there’s too much “wokeness” in art, the goddamn fucking asshole here might be you, you fucking shithead, an entitled low information sociopath, who does not deserve to enjoy art. fuck you
I’m reading Chuck Wendigs “the book of accidents”. this is only the second ever horror novel I’ve partaken of. the best part of this book is that Chuck, who lives in bucks county Pennsylvania, has based the novel in his local hood. I, who calls the neighboring Montgomery county my home but thinks of bucks county as my recreational space, am having fun connecting the various fictional locations, legends and realities in the book to actual bucks county legends, locations and realities that I’ve explored and read about. I’m also enjoying the south east Pennsylvania summer woods ambience throughout the book, the crickets, the catbirds, the fireflies, basically everything that surrounds me and gives me joy on a daily basis and I love that the author too appreciates all these things that are so precious to me.
it’s just sad and pathetic that the gops best alternative to trump is an anti vaxxer buffoon who passed something called the “stop woke” act and got schooled on the first amendment by the judiciary
white Americans are okay with their homes burning in forest fires and drowning in floods as long as they can do some racism and homophobia