I wish all these nitwits would come out as libertarian nitwits all at once to save me some time and boycott energy

i cant remember the last time a donald headline didnt start with “trump flips out over” or “in a long rambling rant originating from within the deepest darkest crevices of his abscess-ridden colon”

it’s a snowy night in the mountains

has anyone asked renowned “free speech absolutist” elon musk how he feels about fox news refusing to run ads that criticize the network https://www.thedailybeast.com/fox-news-rejects-ad-from-progressive-group-highlighting-stars-damning-texts?source=articles&via=rss&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

remember the next time you get indicted for trying to violently overthrow the US government you can just call it a faulty indictment and go on with your life perhaps even go to watch a movie in a theater the very same evening

if elon musk feels that calling all african americans a hate group is acceptable behavior why is elon musk still an acceptable person in society

I guess this is better than trying to violently overturn an election

went out for geocaching and the very first cache asked me a weird question so I turned it into a hiking outing instead

good fuck off. my blue state doesn’t need these low IQ domestic terrorists

got up early, shaved and washed my balls, drove an hour through the snow into the mountains to judge a bloody mary competition. ever since I became a citizen I’ve been taking my civic responsibilities very seriously

white supremacy isn’t about claiming whites are supreme it’s about rigging the system to make sure whites stay supreme. it took me a while to realize this. like everybody else I was all lol donald trump is this the best your supreme race could do

gonna be visiting wrexham next month during a work trip to the UK and inshallah watch a game at the racecourse if I can score a ticket

Clarence Thomas mr justice I have a Friday challenge for you. 5 double whoppers in a row. with extra large fries. let’s go

some Indian fuckmuncher born in the US to rich parents and went to Harvard is running for president on the platform that you only have to be talented to succeed. I’m just glad my dad taught me some humility when I started developing a largish head after coming here.

gop: red states should either secede or divest liberals of their voting rights.

white suburbanite: voting is so hard because both parties are exactly the same.

its cool that the house gop homeland security committee includes someone who wants to secede from america. not a problem at all. i’m sure this will play well with independents in 2024. keep performing for your mentally deficient base you bleating buffoon. burn your shit-ass party down to the ground because thats what it fucking deserves.

okay then

Realtors are like James Bond except instead of a license to kill they have a license to scam

it has always been my dream to be sentenced to death and just as I’m about to be publicly executed a total solar eclipse occurs and everybody falls to their knees thinking I caused it and in the resulting chaos i flee and go back home in time for dinner

it’s funny how Philadelphia area sports fan brains all seem to be connected to one central computer

feels like we’re living in a time where if you are not an agent of chaos you should put that at the very top on your resume

Kari lake has achieved the honor of being a more pathetic piece of shit than Donald Trump

Nikki Haley, I mean no disrespect but you will never be president. see, to win the gop candidacy you don’t just have to be a gigantic asshole, which you are. to your credit, you’re a terrible person with no morals or principles. you’re also a coward. in any other era you’d be a republican star. the perfect candidate, mediocre in talent and belief system, libertarian sociopath, brown skinned comfort blanket for the racists. but this is a different era. to win the gop nomination now, to appeal to the base not only do you have to be a mediocre sociopath, you have to be a mediocre, violent, performative sociopath. one who will dance on a stage riling the white supremacist gop base into murdering people like you. but you won’t do that. so you won’t win. it’s as simple as that. go back to your day job of doing mediocre things and being a libertarian imbecile who believes in stupid shit. bye.

the bell tolls, donny doofus. it tolls for thee.

such a sad little unloved fascist boy