very much enjoying watching this 44 billion sequel to the titanic. elon musk is a tremendous entertainer
my sweet gentle dude, if neo Nazis want to pose with you for pictures it doesn’t really matter if you didn’t know who they are
every time mark finchem travels overseas (if he is aware of the overseas) foreign governments should stamp fake cowboy dumbass dipshit on his passport (if he is aware of passports)
me: I’m going out to the preserve to spot some woodcocks
wife: isn’t that the bird with the sweet dance moves
me: yes
wife: show me the moves
me: does the woodcock shuffle
wife: that’s awesome. what do they sound like
me: does a woodcock peent call
wife: nice. now do the dance and the call together
me: don’t be ridiculous. they don’t dance and sing at the same time
fascists get you killed regardless of whether you support fascism or not https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/before-fatal-collapse-turkish-building-had-skirted-code-thanks-erdogan-policy-2023-03-04/?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=twitter
ron desantis: florida is the freedom state. we eat and breathe freedom. we even shit freedom. we wear freedom next to our holes. when i speak little bits of freedom leave my mouth and nose
also ron desantis: if you want to blog about me you’ll need to register with the government
this country has to do better than turn into a place where the vulnerable members of my community have to buy a gun to protect themselves because mediocre unqualified politicians choose the easy way into power by playing to the most vicious abusive demographic of their base
most people are programmed to think about their own welfare. this is sociopathy, what is also known as american conservatism. the good news is, it only needs one personal epiphany, one well chosen book, one conversation with a liberal friend to change your outlook from sociopathy to liberalism. do your part.
how are people still having good faith conversations about which party is better? one party literally attempted a violent coup. what the fuck are you motherfuckers even discussing? go fry an egg instead
I like how white people can trash trump in a bar but whenever I want to do it I’m like shit I forgot to bring my knife
when republicans straight up call for the genocide of trans people during their flagship convention it’s okay to stop saying both parties are the exact same
donald trump attempted a violent coup with domestic terrorists and now he’s releasing a song he recorded with those terrorists. and running for president. white people, what will it take for you to not vote for this man? seriously?
imagine being someone who still keeps mumbling the “both parties are the exact same” bullshit
truer words have never been put on a sticker and attached to the back of a car
if your religion made you vote for donald trump do you at least now realize how stupid your shit ass religion is
seriously who are these people who thieve precious time from their own life that is already limited by virtue of being a life to watch podcasts featuring mediocre weirdos like tim pool steve bannon that guy under the bridge don trump jr marjorie trailer literally any fucking goober who will say insane shit that somehow brings happiness to their life? the one and only life they will ever have?
cocktail shrimp shouldn’t be a thing. fuck you. those shrimp deserve better.
finally a trumpy buffoon saying something nice about the woke agenda
when was the last time a democrat kicked out supporters of another democrat from his event? and more importantly how are these fascist clowns still allowed to pretend they are free speech absolutists www.theguardian.com/us-news/2…
how do i set my slack status to “watching birds during a zoom call”
the sheer number of bartenders in north and south eastern pennsylvania who tell me how sad they are for me and my eagles makes me realize i might have an eagles problem
the doomsday preppers are preparing for the wrong doomsday fucking jackasses
checking London hotel reviews and one review says getting to the airport was a doddle and I’m giving this review 2 stars for making me google doddle
sometimes a mans gotta go alone deep into the woods and steep himself in melancholy
when was the last time donald looked at something and didnt worry that it thought he was a loser