a goose egg


me: I’m going out to the preserve to spot some woodcocks

wife: isn’t that the bird with the sweet dance moves

me: yes

wife: show me the moves

me: does the woodcock shuffle

wife: that’s awesome. what do they sound like

me: does a woodcock peent call

wife: nice. now do the dance and the call together

me: don’t be ridiculous. they don’t dance and sing at the same time