drinking my final pint in wrexham, north Wales. the last two days have been an absolutely bonkers amount of fun. made a lot of friends at wrexham brewery and the turf hotel who were tickled pink about the fact that I am from the town of north Wales, America, township upper Gwynedd. hiked a ridiculous terrifying aquaduct and made it back alive. watched the wrexham football match from row 1 close enough to convey information to the opposing players regarding their mother. I’m going home but definitely coming back soon with my wife to watch another match and ramble some more in the local wild.

I genuinely don’t understand people who move to a country and complain how they were forced to do it. buddy if you had to move to a country that country is probably better than the country you previously lived in

the moment you leave your Indian passport for an American passport is when you become a citizen of the world. India doesn’t exist for me anymore, it’s just a place I can choose to visit if I want to

I have so many stories just from two days in wrexham, wales

every day I’ve been in Wales has literally been the best day of my life I’m not even fucking kidding. and I’ve only been here two days

just scored a ticket to the sold out wrexham game. I’ll be in the stands cheering on my team baby

today was surreal. the entire whole day. just completely what the fuck is this really happening shit.

I would spend the rest of my life traveling in trains helping old white women fight each other for an open seat

feels like an Indian was responsible for the creation of at least half these rules

donald trumps winning has just begun

burn motherfucker burn

it is terrifying how much covid has radicalized white people all over the world

I fucking hate spending the best part of my evening trying to convince a white ppl that shooting a gun in your suburban backyard to kill an animal is bad and then convince another white ppl that covid vaccination is actually good. I’m just glad a bar was open this late so I could get a drink by myself and get that shit out of my system

flying to the UK today. excited because:

1 first international trip in 4 years

2 first international trip on an American passport

3 visiting wrexham, Wales, first new country in 5 years

4 found an Indian brewery in Birmingham that serves lagers with a thaali meal

how’s the texas terrorist rally going? have they reached the part where margo tailor green eats shit straight out of donald’s butthole while matt gaetz cups his balls to keep his pubes out of her way

hero

sorry I didn’t bring my reading glasses, the same glasses I use to look extremely professional and professorial in literally every single photo of me doing stupid awful shit

this moment in donald trump’s political career is that moment in the movie 12 angry men where everyone steps away from the racist dude like yeah man you on your own henceforth

the worst regret of my life is spending more than half of it not appreciating birds. second worst my previous marriage

sitting at the bar next to a guy with a dog

guy: can I get a glass of wine

bartender: sure

guy: for my dog

me: lol

bartender: lol

guy: lol

guy: no really it’s for my dog

me: what

bartender: what

guy: what

guy: in a bowl

bartender: is he old enough to drink

me: furiously googling can dogs drink wine

domestic terrorist donald john trump. this is the only correct way to refer to this fascist goober

if a democratic president threatened death and destruction upon America and the rest of the party didn’t hold him accountable i and many other democrats would immediately change our political affiliation to independent the very same day. somehow republicans lack this extremely basic moral framework

its amazing how much better hydrated you stay throughout the day if you keep a giant 64 ounce container of water at your work station labeled trump tears

i think its time for the media to more accurately phrase headlines saying “trump warns of death and destruction” as “trump incites political violence”

sucks that your body cant party all the time after a certain age just when you actually have the time to party all the time