a goose egg


sitting at the bar next to a guy with a dog

guy: can I get a glass of wine

bartender: sure

guy: for my dog

me: lol

bartender: lol

guy: lol

guy: no really it’s for my dog

me: what

bartender: what

guy: what

guy: in a bowl

bartender: is he old enough to drink

me: furiously googling can dogs drink wine