a goose egg


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Philadelphia area people will understand. everyone else can fuck off

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things the founders never saw coming: emancipation, women’s rights, AR-15s, Clarence Thomas, Donald Trump

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every time I find street parking in center city Philadelphia I come closer to believing in gob

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if you think qanon is batshit crazy you should check out all the other religions that preceded it

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got pulled over by a cop on my way back from the gym but when I told him how much I had just dead-lifted he started crying and said “sir, I’m sorry for pulling you over” then I looked behind at the cruiser and his partner too was crying.

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whenever there’s a mass shooting republicans start babbling about tackling the mental health problem in this country. well folks, gun culture IS the mental health problem in this country

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bucks county, pennsylvania is my playground

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keep talking magaga toilet green and thank you for deradicalizing white suburbs by exposing them to the true shrieking crazy that is trumpism

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fox news is a terrorist organization www.nbcnews.com/politics/…

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this is the funniest shit youtu.be/vCKgewLdK…

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gentle reminder: the terrible thing that donald trump is currently in the news for is unrelated to the several other terrible things he’s been in the news for

birds

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a crazy thing about birds is that the Louisiana waterthrush, a bird that migrates thousands of miles from central America to the American northeast in spring, can be found in the exact same forest next to the exact same Pennsylvania village in the exact same puddle in the banks of the exact same stream at the exact same time of year every single year and I just have to show up then and there to watch it dance and catch insects and marvel at the magic of life

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after listening to me speak on recent zoom calls my wife got me this helpful reminder to attach to my desk

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my favorite new Instagram account turns conservative shit sippers into drag queens

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crime takes so much longer to catch up with rich white men. get your shit together, crime

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every credible purveyor of news needs to do this www.npr.org/2023/04/1…

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lol this country

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when I feel worried about fascism in America I look at India and feel less worried because we’re not there yet but then get more worried because I know that’s where we’re inevitably gonna be

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a lot of indian immigrants seem to be turning into qanon maga trash. bhai maybe its time to take a rain check on your white neighbors happy birthday RFK jr party

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if there is one thing american conservatives excel at, it’s finding bigoted solutions to problems that do not exist

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they were in wrexham the weekend before I was there and the weekend after. starting to think they’re avoiding me

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holy fuck wrexham lets fucking go

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sucks when you have a coworker who’s trying to get you fired and also you have impostor syndrome. you’re like what the fuck are you doing man but also I’m with you man let’s do this

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there should be an option for retiring and dying early

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today was the day that I seriously considered leaving my software job and opening a bnb in Vermont