a goose egg


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white leftism in a nutshell: more white than leftism

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There are so many things that make more sense than “only parents should be allowed to vote”, and chief among them is “billionaires shouldn’t be allowed to vote”

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daisies and milkweed and swallowtails

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one way to protect the planet would be by creating fewer billionaires

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I’m not suicidal but I also don’t want to live while watching my wildlife die

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I don’t know anymore how to feel optimistic about the future

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in a world where forests are on fire, oak trees are dying, 100 year storms happen every 15 years, fireflies and butterflies are on the decline, dolphins and sea lions are washing up dead on beaches, the gop wants parents to believe the number one danger to their kids are gay and trans ppl

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this tiny little native wildflower has become my new favorite wildflower. it’s called blue eyed grass even though it’s not a grass, can come in colors that aren’t blue and is unendowed with vision. nevertheless.

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fuck the moms for liberty and fuck every gop fascist who attended this klan conference. get the fuck out of my fucking city and never come back

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good morning

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sitting by the fire wondering how many Americans are celebrating Independence Day who were also watching the insurrection on January 6 2021 cheering on the seditionist cockroaches. anyways, whatever.

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I was telling my wife how I heard a hummingbird in the backyard and then i saw a hummingbird land on the feeder. my wife is like what does a hummingbird sound like? I’m like how do I explain to you how a hummingbird sounds like, it’s like a lover whispering sweet chinese take out orders in your ear. it’s like a fairy dialling 911. it’s basically your fondest dreams tickling your ear, pretending they’re about to come true and then they don’t come true but then there’s a hummingbird sipping nectar from your feeder. and you feel blessed and..I don’t know where my wife went I was talking

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drinking in a brewery in a village in the Poconos, both named after this guy

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I think we should shine ultra violet light on the sun and if that doesn’t work, nuke it

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me: glad I’m in the north east, the only place that’s gonna be habitable in a few years

scientists: the northeast will be getting wildfire smoke every summer

me: fucker of mothers

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tis the season

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can’t wait for the dirtbag left to somehow blame Hillary for the supreme courts assgoblinery

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Philadelphia is full of smoke from burning forests and what are the gop presidential candidates doing here? licking the taints of white supremacist women whose entire game is to run around screaming and calling the lgbtq community groomers and pedophiles

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hey dirtbag left, hows your 2016 protest vote looking now

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oh hey there’s the supreme court we know and fucking loathe

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apparently an underground ocean on saturn’s death moon might be habitable. motherfuckers how about you keep the earth habitable instead because i dont want to move to an underground death moon ocean

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thoughts and prayers for dying Midwestern crops. there I fixed the problem you’re welcome

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sir mr clarence thomas i hear good things about diving down to the ocean floor to check out the wreckage of the titanic. great couples experience too.

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got the sony WH-1000XM5 and holy shit, spatial audio is quite the experience. but even just listening to Soundgarden’s live show at the artist’s den revealed nuances in both Chris' and Kim’s guitarwork that i had never noticed before.

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the “American dream”