I was telling my wife how I heard a hummingbird in the backyard and then i saw a hummingbird land on the feeder. my wife is like what does a hummingbird sound like? I’m like how do I explain to you how a hummingbird sounds like, it’s like a lover whispering sweet chinese take out orders in your ear. it’s like a fairy dialling 911. it’s basically your fondest dreams tickling your ear, pretending they’re about to come true and then they don’t come true but then there’s a hummingbird sipping nectar from your feeder. and you feel blessed and..I don’t know where my wife went I was talking