elon musk is normalizing and propagating white supremacist fascism. he’s more dangerous than donald because where donald only catered to the low information ignorant dumpster people elon is radicalizing the “educated” demographic. and as with trump, this was completely predictable

“why are we accepting refugees when we can’t even take care of our own citizens”

actually this should be:

“why are we accepting refugees when we don’t even want to take care of our own citizens”

“I don’t think he poops in his pants all the time, even while he’s talking to you. I’m not saying there’s always a steady stream of diarrhea bubbling non stop from his rectum. I’m just saying his butt smells of shit whenever I approach to kiss it”

donald trump is still not shitting on shitter. which means whoever is still shitting on shitter is shittier than donald trump

there’s a trump store in this farmers market selling “back the blue” shirts right next to trump mugshot shirts. you’d think these ppl aren’t typing with a full set of keys but they know exactly what they’re doing. it was never about backing the blue it was about beating the black

met a coworker today at the gym after a year. apparently he only works out to get ready for skiing season. I respect a man who will do the absolute bare minimal maintenance on his body and only so he can have fun with it

tomorrow is the 30 year anniversary of doom, still my all time favorite video game, barely edging out the original prince of persia. but the best part about doom was the network multi player mode. I remember back in India, my friends showing up late nights to my house with a desktop, CRT monitor, keyboard, mouse and cables that someone somehow carried riding “double seat” on a motorcycle. and then we would connect our computers together with a printer cable and play all fucking night long. I’ve read a few articles about how many game developers from that period had an absolute blast doing the same thing at their work places, realized the potential of this beast and adopted the technology for their own games. fun times man, fun times. I’ve obsessively played many other online multiplayer games since then: unreal tournament, every call of duty, every uncharted, but the original doom will always be the eternal online multiplayer bomb. happy birthday, imps and demons I love you. (guttural growl) because I owned you.

you dont have to be excited about voting for biden just like how i’m not excited about taking a shit every morning. however, i dont complain all day about how taking a shit every morning sucks and that i wish there was a way my body would just get rid of detritus without involving me in the process

gentle reminder that the gop fake biden impeachment is 100% targeted towards the “both parties are the exact same” intellectually lazy white suburban demographic and the “both parties are equally corrupt” performative progressive demographic

me playing mw3 online on my new PS5

wife walks in

me: theres a kid in this game moaning and groaning non stop about how his team sucks

kid: uh I’m 21

wife: sure you’re 21 lol

me: hows he hearing me

kid: fucking noob

me: I think my controller has a mic. how do I turn it off

kid: google it bitch

theres nothing wrong in pretending to be an alpha male. even intellectually mediocre people deserve a mentally fulfilling hobby

young ppl: biden didn’t send me a heart emoji on valentines day so i might sit out the election

maga: taylor swift sucks

young ppl: fuck you stephen, not only will i now vote for biden, i will also vote for kamala harris

i dont know man, if the guy i was supporting for president started selling christmas wrapping paper with his mugshot on it that would be a red flag

“ten movies you HAVE to see before you die”. right, i’m gonna spend time watching ten movies after you JUST reminded me that i am not gonna live forever

my favorite moment from the gop debate was when vivek ramaswamy crafted a trump ice sculpture on stage, ron desantis tried to suck its dick, got his tongue stuck, nikki haley tried to beat him off it while chris christie took a nap inside a sleeping bag that he had apparently brought with him

she is part of the rock star team of democrats who swept the moms 4 liberty neo nazis out of the bucks county suburban philly school board. democracy begins and ends at the grassroots level and pennsylvanians have realized it.

very much looking forward to Kevin “donald’s 😘 kevin” McCarthy getting the fuck out of Congress and writing a best seller about how much ass donald trump sucks

“don’t worry, trump won’t…”

no. just shut the fuck up.

lol when i read my own posts about the “both parties are same"ers i get comically infuriated at the fact that i am not exaggerating any of this and this is an actual mainstream mindset in the progressive community

donald trump: i will be a dictator on day 1 and come after the media and leftist vermin

leftists: hmm i dont know whom to vote for, biden didnt pardon this leftist vermin’s student loans

my safe space online is people who are as fucking panicked about trump 2024 and the possible end of america as i am. for the next year i’m not gonna have any time for anyone who does not share the same mindset so if you espouse any kind of happy or apathetic political shit to my face i will tune out

it’s amazing how much this sounds exactly like biden’s 2024 platform because both parties are the exact fucking same aren’t they, you performative piece of protest vote shit

i have two requests of white americans before the 2024 election. 1 read up on fascism and how the trump administration resembled it in every measurable way. 2 read up on how fascism doesnt care whether you support fascism or not, it will eventually come for you.

every single thing donald and elon say or do screams “i’m extremely unwell”. but we are so used to white men acting this way on a daily basis white ppl dont seem to realize how out of the normal it is. even donald bragging about sexual assault. white women were all, oh that? just “locker room talk”

the 2000s:

gop: why does the rest of the world hate America

the 2020s:

rest of the world: why does the GOP hate America