a goose egg

bug bomb fun


we found a few fleas in the cabin so we decided to bug bomb the shit out of it. we read the instructions, turned off all lights and pilot lights. then, while my wife and dog were safely in the car I set off three bombs in three different rooms. just as I was about to get the fuck out, the fire alarm went off. bro, no one said anything about fire alarms in the instructions. so I took a deep breath Elaine style (Seinfeld season 6 episode 20), ran to the fire alarm, pulled it out, ran back, opened the door and almost passed out from the anxiety, asphyxia and likely some carcinogenic bomb stuff, Frank style (it’s always sunny in Philadelphia season 5 episode 6). anyways we’re gonna spend the rest of the afternoon in the local tavern waiting for that shit to work.