vivek ramu, drinking with his dad
dad: so son, what is your platform?
vivek ramu, completely drunk after just one miller lite: HAHA it’s making dumb shitty white people angry at people like you. not me, because I have money. I’m too rich to hate lol. sexily slides off his pants to show them underwear that says “I’m a rich bitch, bitch”.
vivek ramu’s mom, crying: we should’ve aborted him like you said