a goose egg


lest we forget what all this is about,

Stormy Daniels on having an illicit affair with the 45th president of the united states of america donald john trump: “He knows he has an unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool . . . I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart . . .”