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donald trump is not masculine


a few areas where donald trump lacks masculinity:

dances only with his arms lacking any foot movement

never works out because he believes the human heart is only capable of a fixed number of pumping actions

favorite drink is diet coke

is a resident of Florida

prefers his steak well done

is not pet-friendly

throws ketchup at the wall instead of never going anywhere close to ketchup

has probably never set foot in a forest or a natural body of water

relentlessly fantasizes about fucking his own daughter

is unable to obtain sex through means other than sexual assault or the promise of permanent residency for parents