breaking: donald trump scheduled to perjure himself in deposition next week
the highlight of today was seeing this chukar scurrying along on the trail. chukars are game birds usually found in west central us. apparently they were introduced in Pennsylvania forests but didn’t do that well and I have never seen one in my area before so that was fun
I promise you they have a covid air test that they’re not releasing because it would result in too many bar fights
this is the biggest sporting weekend in the city of Philadelphia and adjacent suburbs since we won the Superbowl
I like when white Americans say they don’t identify with either party. oh okay so you aren’t a fascist OR an anti-fascist. you could have just said you’re intellectually lazy
me: awesome jobs report
stock market falls off a cliff
me googling: what the fuck? thank you
stupid ppl like herschel walker are dangerous for democracy but even more dangerous are sentient evil beings like rafael cruz who weaponize stupidity to benefit themselves at the detriment of democracy
you could throw a rock into an overflowing septic tank and hit a more qualified candidate than doug mastriano and hershel walker
little more than a month before i cast my first vote against trump fascism
for a real time view into how nations fail because of fascism-bred mediocrity at the highest levels of government you only have to look at donald trump and every single gop candidate who is running for election with his endorsement
the qualifying test for a “developed” country is it should not have herschel walker and doug mastriano as major party senate candidates
holy shit the Phillies are going to the playoffs
who woulda thunk
this makes me hopeful about the future of america, or at least, the 2022 elections.
me: damn my brains stopped working
me: shit that’s actually good
perhaps I need to stop reading five thirty eight for mental health reasons
it is heartbreaking to watch americans push the cart of their democracy over the edge of a cliff in real time
i guess we’re now a country where a former president can issue a literal call to assassinate a member of his own party and no one in the party is going to speak up against it
after seeing a trump store in a local fall craft fair I sent this email to the organizers. if you see a trump store in your neighborhood speak the fuck up
one day you’re spending your taxpayer money to fly migrants from texas to blue states, the next day you’re begging blue states to send you their taxpayer money to rebuild your hurricane flattened state. meet the man who fucks both his sister and mother on a nightly basis, mr ron desantis
eat shit perla huerta (preferably out of a prison toilet). also make a sandwich for ron desantis
my brain works best when I’m pleasantly inebriated especially when I’m happy such as when the Philadelphia eagles win so I’m coming up with slogans for my wife who sells flannel shirts to bleach onto her product:
there’s no you in uterus
due process is not a privilege
god is a social construct
anti-govt? ur pro-choice
love is gender neutral
empathy over party
google consent
bored. whom should I hate
you don’t need twitter. we have birds
I don’t know man if you want me to donate to the Florida hurricane damage fund maybe don’t show me pictures of yachts stacked on top of each other
the problem with fall is not only do I have to worry about elections, fascism, fall colors, wet hop beers, fall festivals but also the Philadelphia eagles and Philadelphia Phillies sports teams? fuck fall.
dude at the Washington Nationals home game is wearing a save America hat. that’s like walking into the world trade center rubble wearing nothing but a gay 4 osama speedo