my brain works best when I’m pleasantly inebriated especially when I’m happy such as when the Philadelphia eagles win so I’m coming up with slogans for my wife who sells flannel shirts to bleach onto her product:
there’s no you in uterus
due process is not a privilege
god is a social construct
anti-govt? ur pro-choice
love is gender neutral
empathy over party
google consent
bored. whom should I hate
you don’t need twitter. we have birds