a goose egg


my brain works best when I’m pleasantly inebriated especially when I’m happy such as when the Philadelphia eagles win so I’m coming up with slogans for my wife who sells flannel shirts to bleach onto her product:

there’s no you in uterus

due process is not a privilege

god is a social construct

anti-govt? ur pro-choice

love is gender neutral

empathy over party

google consent

bored. whom should I hate

you don’t need twitter. we have birds