rotten tomatoes needs to stop including Kyle Smith, an exceptionally mediocre right wing reviewer in its algorithm
America is no more a country split between left and right, it’s a country split between delusion and reality. and all because white suburbanites couldn’t make out the difference between a mediocre loudmouth reality tv actor and a smart competent woman
just donated to Liz Cheney. 2004 me would be so confused and angry at 2022 me. stfu 2004 me you don’t understand anything go play your unreal tournament
other than the effects of climate change the one thing I’m seeing more recently in the greater Philadelphia area is the proliferation of indo-white interracial couples. I don’t know why they all leave me hanging when I go for a fist bump
everything that has happened in America in the past 6 years can be easily explained using this as a scientific framework
I hope someone’s gonna release a peer reviewed paper soon titled “reversing climate change: press this button and set the timer to an hour” otherwise we’re super fucking fucked
I never thought I would say this but I would vote for Liz Cheney over AOC for president
doing a crossword puzzle
ram’s mate
me: lol easy starts writing sita wait only three letters?
good luck to every living organism trying to stay alive out there in this heat wave. one more day to go you can do it
what the January 6 committee hasn’t shown, because they’re not litigating the matter but which the federal prosecutor will, because it clearly shows criminal intent is the fact that Donald was undermining mail in ballots from the very beginning, even before the election, because he knew they would be mostly democratic voters. to the extent that he was openly undermining the postal service with the justification that it would help Biden. when you connect that to his premature election night declaration of victory and demand to stop counting mail in ballots, any reasonably competent prosecutor should be able to prove criminal intent. and we haven’t even gotten to the fact that everyone around him was telling him he’d lost. this is an open and shut case and I have no doubt that he’s gonna be federally indicted after the midterms. let Merrick Garland do his due diligence and build his case.
more blood on Donald Trump’s hands. dumbfuck blood but still blood
not to worry, the gay guy candle company is on the case
and thus begins human fart balloon stephen k bannon’s first prison term
eagerly awaiting the jury’s verdict in the contempt trial of united states vs explosive diarrhea
wondering if footage of josh hawley’s january 6 terrified scamper will have an effect on the sales of his upcoming book “Manhood: The Masculine Virtues America Needs”
is it me or does the polio virus look very habitable
in a few years we went from arizona is THE place to move to everyone in arizona is gonna die if we don’t divert the mississippi into the colorado
it’s inevitable that one day the weather forecasters gonna be like the high temperature on Wednesday will be you don’t even want to know, there’s a 100% possibility of everyone and everything dying so go ahead and finally try that Indian place down the road tonight
knuckle dragging slavering barking stupid rural imbeciles mired in mediocrity blaming everyone but themselves for the cesspool that is their life i can understand you still buying donald shaped dildos to pleasure yourself with every night. educated suburbanites living in obscenely large houses driving a fancy car to the mailbox and back, what is your excuse for still supporting an incompetent sociopathic fascist who tried to openly attempt a violent coup
where is the insurrection video of ted cruz in a fetal position rocking back and forth hugging his knees calling for daddy and spraying urine
in his defense yesterday is a hard word to say when you have spicy miso ramen washing around in your skull cavity
how do I tell the crickets the fireflies the bullfrogs that we’re not gonna make it
I’m trying to process why Americans aren’t fucking furious about a president just watching TV watching a violent mob attack the literal US Capitol and it’s a grim realization that most Americans are like it’s just a bunch of white people doing things I mean I’m white they’re white we’re just tryna having fun in this our life you know everything’s good hang on the baby’s crying I gotta go
it’s grotesque how there’s a wholesale resignation about how nothing that is disclosed about Donald Trump’s criminal actions will affect his cult. motherfuckers, you don’t realize this but your resignation is normalizing his crimes. the moment you say this is not going to change anything you shift the discourse from litigating his crimes to political analysis about his crimes thereby normalizing his crimes, by turning them into an entertaining tale about how a guy did crime with no repercussions. this is where the media has failed us. by framing the narrative less about Donald Trumps objectively open violent fascism and more about how his machinations will still allow him to retain support thereby creating a whole heroic narrative that makes people follow this fascist motherfucker ignoring the reality of his criminality. for fucks sake scream if shit is not normal. by not screaming, by just accepting that this is political reality, with your cynicism, you’re complicit in the death of this country.
holy shit just tell me which tv channel is analysing the January 6 hearings with the seriousness they deserve and I’ll watch it