this is the election where the Republican party finally realizes how much donald has damaged it by turning it over to the crazy base. just in Pennsylvania Shapiro and Fetterman are running ten points ahead of the trump insurrectionist and the fake trump doctor.
even in an election marketplace crowded with mentally incapacitated gop candidates Herschel Walker stands out. I don’t believe he actually knows he’s running in an election or even what an election is
this is the most convincing article I’ve read that makes the case that Donald Trump is going to prison
new trump store in my neighborhood. everything’s fine
walks through a baby slicer
glad that this blotchy motherfucker is finally aging as fast as he made us age in four years
I cannot emotionally connect to anything other than nature this is probably some kind of mental disorder I’m sure
hate when moths fly into the fire. I wish they would stay a bit land on my arm let’s listen to some music and then you’ll still fly into the fire because that’s what you do
suburban deck night life is exquisite perhaps not as much as cabin campfire night life but it still has its merits
it’s amazing the shit you can actually accomplish towards mitigating climate change if you don’t performatively march around screaming the words green new deal
it’s cute that blue bubble progressives think they can rail at the democratic party all day long every day and then show up during election season to try and make themselves relevant on the national stage. dude you’re literally hated fucking everywhere other than your blue bubble
it rained today for the first time since the heat wave began. glad I can stop worrying about climate change now
alternative headline: garbage juvenile fascist fails in grifting attempt
sitting outside on the deck enjoying a drink and listening to music
neighbor comes outside to water her plants
suddenly there’s a loud whinnying in the forest
neighbor: what the heck is that
me: it’s an owl
neighbor: really? I thought owls go woo hoo hoo
me: that’s a great horned owl. this one’s an eastern screech owl. it sounds like if a horse had a baby with a ghost
neighbor: have you heard it before
me: of course. that’s why I spend most of my time outside on the deck
I know it’s early but lol this is what happens when you let a malignant fascist leader empower the kookoo base of your party in the primaries
this is the bipartisan organization I will be donating to these midterms (other than my Pennsylvania folks of course)
the wheels at the DOJ are finally turning in public. I hope whoever is being paid to empty donald’s diapers everyday is being paid overtime
if you hate the American two party system of democracy because it involves compromise and negotiation and very little shit gets done you’re really gonna hate the multi party system of democracy where parties change their affiliations and beliefs on a daily basis based on nothing but the quickest way to achieve power and shit doesn’t get done. oh but wait maybe you high flying intellectuals actually prefer the one party system where shit gets done but it may or may not be good shit and also you have no human rights anymore. yeah that’s the good stuff right there man.
people always think they can weaponize the sociopathy of the narcissist to their advantage but hey you come to grief like the rest of us, bro you do. no don’t look around, it’s you you’re fucking done. you came to grief just like the rest of us who knew this narc from day one. there’s no escaping the complete destruction that results from trying to please the narc. the narc can never be pleased. one day you realize the shit that was apparent to the rest of us from day one and then you’re too deep. I’m sorry bud but history books will be written about the narc and you’ll be laughed at, spat at. you have no legacy. all you can hope for is to be trivial enough unimportant enough to not have history shit on you motherfucker you piece of shit you complete imbecile you fucking dung heap, fuck you. fuck you.
whenever I sit by a campfire I miss every single person with whom I’ve ever sat by a campfire
whenever you feel guilty about burning a campfire because of climate change remember that your favorite celebrity is commuting from one party to another using a private jet
hate when I’m driving and a song has either a siren or birdsong in it I keep checking my rear view mirror and glove compartment
rando guy at the bar to his bud: I don’t drink bud light anymore even though I like it because they donate to liberals so I drink coors lite even though it’s too strong for my taste
me: bro there’s so much wrong with this sentence I’m gonna hire a secretary just so she can set us up an appointment to discuss
race day at the Poconos raceway in the Pennsylvania mountains, which means, yes, pop-up roadside trump merchandise store
I like summer because everybody is happy in summer other than Donald Trump
holy shit I found a happy news headline
