a goose egg


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I like how every trumpy gop primary candidate is all, if i win it’s all good but if I lose there was cheating. and somehow an excuse that literally toddlers use to feel good about themselves in their stupid tiny brains is now normalized in white America just because a white supremacist narcissist used it in the last election. seriously, fix your racism problem white people. for your own sake. us immigrants, we can merely advise.

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singing in the tune of alanis morrisette’s ironic

craft breweries

are facing tough decisions

amid a nationwide

carbon dioxide shortage

meanwhile

our forests are burning

cos there’s too much co2

in the fucking atmosphere

isn’t it ironic, don’t you think?

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its not been a good day in court for dumpster slime alex jones

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closely following gop midterm primaries in states that are not even Pennsylvania as a matter of life and death because this is our life now

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it is to the credit of American democracy that it has continued to exist despite its flaws, despite white supremacists, libertarians, Christian nationalists and proudly apathetic cynics. however the country is now at a stage of existential danger where if you apathetic cynics don’t step up and get involved in activism this country might actually turn into the country you’ve been imagining it is all this time

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hey look who’s in an extremely distant 5th place in the Missouri senate gop primary. my shitty racist dude who stood outside his house with his horrible wife pointing guns at peaceful BLM protesters

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the most predictable thing about “free speech absolutists” is how they aren’t free speech absolutists, they’re fascists

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when I first came to this country I was so envious of people who smelled so good until I went to a pharmacy and discovered “deodorants”

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I have a mild urge to restart posting on Twitter and refrain from doomscrolling but I’m pretty sure it’s eventually gonna lead to performative theater so fuck that shit. I’m happy typing my campfire musings right here

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if you think there’s too much “wokeness” in art, the goddamn fucking asshole here might be you, you fucking shithead, an entitled low information sociopath, who does not deserve to enjoy art. fuck you

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I’m reading Chuck Wendigs “the book of accidents”. this is only the second ever horror novel I’ve partaken of. the best part of this book is that Chuck, who lives in bucks county Pennsylvania, has based the novel in his local hood. I, who calls the neighboring Montgomery county my home but thinks of bucks county as my recreational space, am having fun connecting the various fictional locations, legends and realities in the book to actual bucks county legends, locations and realities that I’ve explored and read about. I’m also enjoying the south east Pennsylvania summer woods ambience throughout the book, the crickets, the catbirds, the fireflies, basically everything that surrounds me and gives me joy on a daily basis and I love that the author too appreciates all these things that are so precious to me.

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it’s just sad and pathetic that the gops best alternative to trump is an anti vaxxer buffoon who passed something called the “stop woke” act and got schooled on the first amendment by the judiciary

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white Americans are okay with their homes burning in forest fires and drowning in floods as long as they can do some racism and homophobia

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is this the first time in the history of this country where the platform of one of the major political parties is to do bad things because the platform of the opposing party is to do good things

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that a mediocre intellectual lightweight like marc thiessen can make a comfortable living penning his opinions is white supremacy

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some day I’ll be staring at a campfire and not be thinking about work or fascism

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I used to think white people were as intelligent as other races until they didn’t realize there was something obviously and seriously wrong with donald trumps brain

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just listened to ajay atuls bai ga and finally someone gathered the cojones to combine raag puriya dhanashree and raag purvi into the same song. in fact I can picture ajay composing puriya dhanashree and atul being all WHEN CAN I INSERT THE SHUDDHA MADHYAM? NOW? NOW? HOW ABOUT NOW?

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you may not think of yourself as special but if you’re sitting outside and you smell the forest and you appreciate and enjoy it you my friend are special

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we’ve been taught to be tolerant of religion. you know what fuck that shit. I don’t have to be tolerant of religion. just like I don’t have to be tolerant of 2+2=1. or the earth being flat. or rigged 2020 election. I don’t have to be tolerant of any of that shit. what I can do is tolerate people who believe in that shit and only barely. you’re fucking stupid but I will make an effort and tolerate you. hey are you proud of being barely tolerable?

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anyone who believes in life after death is a danger to society. denormalize this fucking shit.

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standing on my deck listening to an eastern screech owl that is at the most thirty feet away from me

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just watched the brilliant 2015 movie the invitation and I don’t know what to do with this shit

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the difference between having centrist Democrats in Congress vs having progressives in Congress is getting shit passed vs not getting anything passed but cool Twitter memes bro

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certainly glad one of the country’s foremost newspapers is normalizing the domestic terrorist who attempted a violent coup