a goose egg


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at least bin laden was smart enough to hide out in tora bora after doing crimes and terrorism and not a stupid palace in Florida subject to search warrants

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trust me you want to have fun every single day. treat every single day with the dignity of enjoyment. because you know what’s coming

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there’s no friends or family anymore there’s just fascists and your fellow anti fascists

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he really needs to stop hiring lawyers from Craig’s list

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if there’s one thing I’ve learnt in my 25 years living in this country it’s don’t eat the desiccant

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espionage act was not on my trump goes to prison bingo

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the difference between liberals and fascists

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I promise you most of maga world doesn’t know what a warrant is and that trump himself has a copy of it that he is free to disclose any time he wants

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holy shit we survived a pandemic. and dethroned a fascist. we’re fucking legit

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highlight of the day: driving down into the Wyoming valley to Wilkes Barre and the brewery where we had our first outdoor meal and drink in June 2020 after the pandemic began. I still remember back then, us wearing masks even though we were sitting outdoors and the server was wearing a mask as well and there was a palpable tension but also a relief that the numbers were down for now and we could start doing certain things while taking risk mitigating measures. it’s still weird to look back to two years ago and remember how bad things were and how precious these particular moments were. anyways, today I enjoyed two flights, a pint and a delicious jalapeno roast beef sandwich. indoors. no mask. breaker brewing, Wilkes Barre.

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holy shit I prefer bears to humans

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patiently trying to explain to my parents why finding out that they have covid from them is better than hearing it from my cousin. sorry I lied I’m not being patient I’m ranting and raving and screaming

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holy fuck what do I have to do to stop my brain from thinking about fascism for one goddamn second

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you thought January 6 was bad, wait until trump gets indicted and convicted. but this is what it was eventually gonna lead to. this is why some of us haven’t managed to get a good night’s sleep since November 2016

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by the time things are over and done there’s going to be considerable violence bloodshed and democracy in tatters but it’s still fucking hilarious that the gop has attached its wagon to this stupid dumbfuck horse galloping towards a precipice

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more blood on donald’s hands and everyone else who’s feeding his sociopathy in the gop and fox news

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just passed a gas station selling regular for less than four bucks a gallon and felt a slight tumescence in my pants

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the trump terror attacks have begun, assisted and incited by the mainstream Republican party and Fox news

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my parents finally got covid, luckily the mild variant.

puts down the try and prevent parents from dying of covid playbook, gets into bed and sleeps for the next ten years

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we’ve lived here for 3 years and only today I come to know there’s a 349 acre wildlife refuge 2 minutes away from our cabin. holy shit I’m excited. damn thing isn’t on Google maps wtf

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highlight of the day: brought my half bike out of hibernation and on to the trail

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baseball, beer, boom box, birds, bug spray, bitronella borch. what else do you need on a Wednesday evening

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i dont know how the iranian assassin was planning to find john bolton was he just gonna check every single mustache to see if there was a john bolton behind it

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every day i get madder about 2016 and everyone who was complicit in it. fuck you all. because of you the downfall of american democracy is all but certain. because of you a lot of people have died and a lot more will die.

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just saw a couple of fetterman signs in my rural red mountain town. is my man actually gonna bring Pennsylvania whites back from the dark side