a goose egg


watching the eagles game last night in a bar

they show bradley cooper in the stadium, who’s an eagles fan

white guy next to me: i love bradley cooper, have you watched silver linings playbook

me: yeah it’s a good movie

white guy: hey you were in the movie


white guy:

me: yes there was indeed an indian actor in the movie

white guy: sorry man just kidding didnt mean to stereotype you

me: no worries man i stereotype white people all the time