a goose egg


at the brewery

bartender: have you been here before, I remember your face

me: she remembers us!

my face: quiet let her speak

me playing it cool: yeah I’ve been here a couple of times

bartender: yes you were sitting right there that’s why I remember you

my face: what

me: well I wasn’t sitting right here i was here motions to the chair next to me

bartender: lol

me: lol

my face: I will cut her