a goose egg


the pa gop has no idea what its up for in the next election. now that I’ll be a citizen I’m gonna do so much voter fraud. gonna register my dog as a voter. gonna buy five different dollar store sunglasses and vote five times. gonna die a whole bunch of times just so I can vote as 8000 dead people. gonna stuff a bunch of ballots in my hammock and lie on them naked and then set them afloat in the river. so many possibilities. the pillow guy gonna be busy dealing with my garbage