Christmas eve plan: sit by a campfire, drink local ale and watch the Dallas cowboys get their ass kicked
jingle bells donald smells shit stains all the way oh what fun it is to poop in your diaper all the day
all I want for Christmas is some fucking snow, Santa you racist degenerate
if you see a guy in red in your neighborhood tonight it’s Mike Johnson in a maga hat crawling around nativity scenes cutting off baby Jesus’s dick to make sure he won’t fuck Mary Magdalene when he grows up
in this era of narcissistic abuse/violence/fascism there’s a case to be made for the mandatory testing for narcissistic/borderline personality disorder in school
to understand donald trumps actions, think people who cheat at online video games. the thrill is not in believing you’re good. the thrill comes from other people believing you’re good which translates into you believing you’re good. related: elon musk basing corporate policy on twitter polls
feminism bad. reproductive rights good.
green new deal bad. inflation reduction good.
defund the police bad. community policing good.
this is the difference between Joe Biden and blue bubble leftists. one knows how to frame agenda in a way that it gets done. the other performs interpretive dance.
at the farmers market
me: I’ll take one bunch of cilantro
farmer: take another one for free, it’s growing like crazy in my cold frames. cilantro seems to like winter
me: cool thanks I use cilantro a lot obviously in Indian food
farmer: you mean coriander
me: well played
in his defense sometimes I suck at call of duty online multiplayer and then I call for the execution of everybody on my team
if young ppl want to vote for trump or sit out the election go ahead you fucking nitwits I have maybe a decade left in this life to endure, if that, whereas you will have to deal with an entire lifetime of fascist misery
I don’t know why people are speculating about who’s gonna be donalds vice president. it is obviously whoever agrees to pay him conjugal visits, so vivek ramaswamy
ronna mcdaniel belongs in prison
vivek ramu sitting naked on his couch with his laptop
vivek ramu: I just fixed a bug in my rural whites algorithm
vivek ramus wife: I don’t care can I put these socks in the washing machine
vivek ramu: no I’m not done yet
vivek ramus wife: ok
can’t wait for vivek ramu to go back to being irrelevant like the Georgia running back whose name I can’t remember and for his wife to go back to not pretending to like him
ppl who dont think they’re nazis but are actually nazis:
nazis
ppl who monetize nazis
ppl who fund nazis
ppl who platform nazis
ppl who normalize nazis through denial / false equivalence
ppl who vote for nazis
ppl who protest vote for nazis
ppl who dont vote even when a nazi could be elected
going to a christmas party today where there will be three white suburbanites in attendance and i’m hoping they will refrain from initiating the “both parties are the same” conversation until i’m at least 3 double ipas in
i dont have a law degree but if the 14th amendment says dont allow an insurrectionist to hold a public office and then someone incites an insurrection and then keeps trying it on a daily basis three years after, i would not allow that person to hold a public office, fuck your semantic loopholes
its great to see the media debating whether donald stole the “immigrants polluting the blood of america” shit from adolf hitler instead of straight up asking his campaign, regardless of where he got it, what he actually means by that. you know, asking for their immigrant friends.
white progressives would rather blame the democratic party for not reaching out to white rurals than come to terms with the fact that at least 20% of the country is beyond reaching out because of white supremacy. but blaming the Democrats is a far easier solution requiring less thought and introspection. remind you of someone else?
you can try talking to rural trump supporters until your mouth falls off but it wont help and you know why? 1 because being a trump supporter is the logical culmination of being a mainstream republican 2 its hard to explain anything to someone that requires thought and introspection while fox news keeps providing them easier to understand fake explanations that confirm their beliefs
just got a christmas card from our former realtor who was a covid denier before everyone around her started dying. she still believes that liberal cities are war zones though, and trust me we tried correcting her misconceptions to no avail
holy shit it’s happening
this country’s direction will be decided by whoever gives enough fucks to go out and vote. if you are content with good intentions and performative posts you are straight up dead weight that the rest of us have to work extra harder to drag through the muck of the white supremacist status quo
the cyber truck can drive through water but will it allow me to drive through a legion of orcs on my way to mt doom to dispose of the one ring that rules them all? that seems like a more pressing need for these times.
really appreciate that while I’m out there, a brown man in jesustan, chatting with rural whites in bars, trying to convince them to vote blue, white progressives are actively discouraging people from voting. thanks guys, I have no idea why making a change for the better is so hard in this country