proud that my congressional rep Madeleine Dean got arrested at an abortion rights rally outside the supreme court. side note, I knew I was going to eventually marry my wife when I came to know she carries a cheat sheet on what to do if you get arrested during a protest
there’s literally nothing I’m looking forward to this year more than voting against jesus boy violent insurrectionist mastriano and trumpy performance artist oz
America has always been an imperfect democracy. but she’s always been striving to get to perfection. now we’re moving towards the opposite direction. why? because white people on both the left and the right want to destroy everything and start over. start over? there’s no fucking starting over. fuck you. the only thing that makes America a great country (right now) is the thing you want to destroy. once again. fuck you. move. you don’t belong here.
I thought the Pennsylvania gop gubernatorial candidate was a steaming bucket of trump fascism but then I glanced at Maryland
seamlessly transitioning from okay mental health to incapacitation
is there any other country in the world where the former president promised to pardon everyone who was attempting to murder his vice president
motherfuckers gonna vote for cheaper gas while the planet combusts, you can’t visit a mall without getting shot to death and there’s an ongoing coup
fucking insane that there was a time when domestic terrorist Steve Bannons rotting carcass had unfettered access to the white house
[Steve Bannon] (https://www.cnn.com/interactive/2022/07/politics/steve-bannon-us-democracy/) is a domestic terrorist who’s laying the groundwork for America to turn into a failed state and every Republican who legitimizes him is complicit in the political violence that is inevitably coming
I am dead serious if you voted for trump or didn’t vote in 2016 pick up a tooth pick and puncture your scrotum now make sure you puncture both your testicles we don’t want to risk ending up with at least one working shit spawner
this
damn right
American conservatism is all about hatred and resentment. American liberalism is all about fairness and justice.
I don’t think anyone in the rnc, a “January 6 was legitimate political discourse” domestic terror organization, would pass the naturalization test
i like how a dude who watches tv in bed until late afternoon and whose primary means of getting around is a golf cart calls everyone else “low energy”
very much looking forward to elon musk trashing twitter on a daily basis even while he owns it
i dont know how tesla manages to hire anyone when it’s common knowledge that the ceo is a racist infantile quasi-fascist with narcissistic personality disorder and terrible decision-making skills
I would love to have donald run again in 2024 from prison because he will lose again but the thing about risk mitigation is if something has even the slightest potential of completely destroying your country, you should wish the fuck against that thing happening
hate when I get a 79 sleep score. if only I hadn’t gotten up to pee. if only I hadn’t checked on the dog after I accidentally kicked him in my sleep. if only I hadn’t opened the window to check on the person screaming in pain on the street. that one damn point.
my favorite thing about Twitter is I wasn’t allowed to ask someone to eat shit and die but Donald Trump was allowed to incite a violent coup that killed people
good luck to the secret service agent planning to commit perjury. actually, fuck you.
every fetterman text starts with “oh no”. dude you’re preaching to the choir
I rarely say this about any human being alive or dead but Herschel Walker might be dumber than Donald Trump
watching zindagi na milegi dobara for the twentieth time because I like this idea of having friends but also because even though you know you’re all about having fun you still need a reminder about having fun
Twitter was complicit in January 6. anybody paying any attention could foresee that Trump’s tweets were eventually and inevitably going to end in violence but Twitter did jack. I regret not leaving that hellhole the moment that eventuality occurred.