the same people who screamed lock her up for an imaginary crime are now screaming abuse of power for prosecuting the exact same but real crime. these brain-addled shit-eating motherfuckers
donald will go to prison for his crimes and you cant do shit about it but feel free to try because we got the prison space
amazing that ppl are shocked that the FBI searched the house of a guy who openly attempted a violent coup and threatened the Georgia secretary of state on tape to overturn his election loss. it feels like the entire country is so used to seeing donald get away with crime that it almost feels wrong when he faces accountability. this is what happens when an entire country gets relentlessly gaslit for six years by its leaders and a significant section of its media
intellectual heavyweights warning everyone that the fbi raiding the clown kings palace will help the gop, chillbros 60% of america wants trump to be held accountable for his violent insurrection. i think we’ll be okay.
things are going to escalate fast. anticipate violent trump terrorism and hope at least some part of the gop stays sane
i just feel like it should be bigger news that americas top military official was going to resign and straight up called donald a fascist in his resignation letter
one of the numerous ways in which you can avoid having your stupid palace raided by the fbi is by not doing crime
when I die put me next to a campfire and play the music I like and listen to it really listen to it I won’t be there because I’m dead but I want you to enjoy my music because I think you might really like it
the worst thing about every fucking thing that is happening right now is I have the luxury of sitting and worrying about the future next to a campfire lol listening to music double lol knowing this probably won’t affect me as much as it will others
I can’t remember the last time I was just sitting and not worrying about something
this campfire pauses its music for owl calls
I didn’t know about the existence of slugs until I moved into the woods and everything I touched had a slug sitting on top of it and when I reached out to cuddle with my wife in the morning she was a slug
imagine flying a giant flag with this man’s name on it in your front yard
fucking exhausting to constantly try and come up with a way to passive aggressively motivate the maybe five white suburbanite friends who follow me on Instagram to vote against fascism
it’s amazing that the thing that is going to destroy our civilization is social networks. it is mind boggling that the evolutionary peak that is humanity will be brought down simply by the democratization of horrible shitty opinions. turns out our species is not that intellectually advanced after all looking forward to seeing everybody in the aftermath.
I envy white people man they sit around their campfires getting drunk without a care in the world and here I am by a campfire, crickets singing their beautiful songs all around me, an eastern screech owl couple talking to each other, I’m playing my favorite music and motherfucker I’m still thinking about creeping fascism
actually I don’t know if donald gonna survive long enough to die of scrotal polio. Ivanka heartbreak gonna kill him long before his body kills him
when donald dies of scrotal polio it’s gonna be fun to watch the media try to balance the fact that he was an American president with the fact that he attempted a violent coup to overturn an election
this is why Bernie and blue bubble progressives will never win any elections outside of their blue bubbles. it’s almost like these people are 1 completely unaware of the America that lies outside of their blue bubble and therefore 2 are completely incapable of selling anything to the America that lies outside of their blue bubble
open primaries for every election. what are we fucking waiting for?
just got a warning notification from my weather app saying Pete Davidson has broken up with Kim Kardashian and to go down to the basement with my wife and stay away from any windows until he finds a new girlfriend
guys I don’t know if this season of life needs another simultaneous war and pandemic. what are the writers thinking
please let me know when everyone’s done getting their second covid infection
the shittiest thing about the times we live in is that objectively bad people are making a lot of money out of objectively stupid people