ron desantis is trump without the debilitating self defeating psychoses that turned off white suburbanites. the problem is I don’t know what to do with this information.
wife’s watching a show about how a couple bought and fixed up a French chateau meanwhile I’m puttering around in the backyard with a torch investigating mysterious wood powder underneath the shed
imagine doing this for some made up garbage shit called “the royal family”
imagine giving Tom Brady a two minute warning
it’s terrifying that the US armed forces have ppl like doug mastriano on the payroll. doug mastriano is unqualified to operate a lawn mower
the only thing migrant bussing is proving is that “liberal elites” aren’t trumpy sociopaths. also, fuck you
anyone who thinks trump didnt commit crimes is a fool. anyone who thinks trump wont get indicted on multiple counts is a fool. anyone who doesnt think trump will get convicted on multiple counts is a fool. anyone who doesnt think trump will openly incite his cult to violence when that happens is a fool. anyone who doesnt think that there will be violence when he does that is a fool. anyone who doesnt think many of these things aren’t already happening right now is a fool.
it’s so weird that the republican “base” never realizes how the party is making complete chutiyas out of them on a daily basis. how do these huffing earleakers even make it through a day without killing themselves by mistake
just applied to be a poll worker. gonna participate the shit out of this democracy
woman in front of me at the hotel check-in line: excuse me, my room key didn’t work
concierge: room number?
woman looks at her key: 2022
concierge looks at her key
concierge: Hyatt2022 that’s the wifi password
at the bar
guy next to me: I hate the cowboys
me: yeah man fuck the cowboys
guy: yes but please watch your language there’s a lady with you
lady with me: fuck the cowboys bro
guy at the bar just gave me the best compliment I have ever received. he says I’ll always remember you
nobody:
Indians: sir please can we have the kohinoor back now
I want white Americans to introspect on why so many of you thought that Donald Trump, an extraordinarily mediocre person, was qualified to be in charge of the United States of America
if Herschel “holy shit is that poor man getting medical help for his brain” Walker wins the Georgia Senate seat I will fuck your shit up Georgia
the highlight of our day today in Chicago and there were a lot of highlights in the few hours we’ve been here, for me personally, this can of razor clams. it’s like eating the ocean
feels weird to call him King Charles. to me he’s always been little prince Charles
hi football I’ve missed you
I like how white democrats and leftists are suddenly very enthusiastic about elections after the fall of roe. motherfuckers, which part of roe will fall if you don’t vote for Hillary in 2016 was hard to understand
we made it through a once in a century pandemic. holy shit
I like how Donald is shambling around the place thinking he’s king maker while the people in charge are using him as a useful idiot only where he’s not harmful
pennsylvania will teach the gop the important lesson that the maga cult by itself will not win you a general election anymore because white suburbanites will mostly not be fooled by mediocre fascist clowns anymore
I told my mother that I bought a portable music looper device and was explaining to her what it did but in the middle of the conversation she handed over the phone to my dad and said I don’t understand what he’s saying
I’ve never related to a car bumper sticker this much
driving around in the Philly exurbs, traditionally very white and leaning conservative. for every mastriano and oz sign I’ve seen 15 fetterman and Shapiro signs. good bye gop.