gonna watch a live musical performance by a local artist tonight. he will be performing wearing a cloak designed and made by my wife. depending on how cool he looks I too might decide to be a cloak person.
an article about murdery toddler greens anti-trans rally ended in this line which is basically the essence of the american conservative movement: “The protestors spent their time taking pictures of each other and then re-tweeting one another’s posts about the protest.”
feeling a bit weird that i dont have any top secret classified documents stashed away in my office
doing very well with my new years resolutions: drink less, cook more, sleep and wake up early, work out regularly, sell stock when its high instead of waiting for it to go higher and then cry when it drops, eagles win the superbowl.
well that explains some stuff
thinking of starting a “stop crying and go away, kari lake” go fund me
i am sorry to report that butthole, one of the members of the covid denying maga duo “butthole and dickskin” has died of covid. her last words were *shit fuck balls"
what is up with kids lifting weights in the gym bro you’re gonna grow up to be a three foot swole frog
why are american doctors treating bolsonaros belly illness when they could just deny its existence
why is there a bird feed scarcity? are the youngsters doing a bird feed eating tik tok challenge
elon tesla reinstating insurrectionists on twitter on the anniversary of the insurrection is not a coincidence. this man is an anti-american terrorist sympathizer and has to be treated as such.
any news organization that doesn’t use the words “international terrorist” before Steve Bannon is guilty of journalistic malpractice
just read an article about how multivitamins dont make you healthier. next you’ll be telling me wearing an eagles jersey doesnt help the eagles win
in any other country donald trump would have three different prisons fighting over his custody
guy next to me at the bar: what if we go to the Superbowl and we’re playing the jaguars and doug pederson wins the game with the philly special
me raising my jersey to show my philly special t shirt: I will burn this
guy: lol
me: with me inside it
guy: ok
me texting wife: austere
wife texting back: what
me: austere was the word I couldn’t remember while describing…
wife: while describing what
me: I can’t remember
wife: okay I’ll be here all day
today we visited the little hobbit style spring house that kicked off my fascination and obsession with Pennsylvania spring houses
TIL you can use Google photos to identify birds
I don’t remember who recommended the detectorists on prime on which timeline but bless you sir. you don’t need to have dabbled in metal detection to enjoy it but I have and it does enhance the enjoyment
local trump supporter has removed his trump and let’s go brandon signs. I’m glad he’s doing well with his new years resolution to stop being a dirty domestic terrorist sympathiser
I really wanted to like the pale blue eye but common loon and wood thrush songs in the dead of the Hudson valley winter? come on man, birds.cornell.edu is free
i am not averse to this new lifestyle of waiting for a new movie to be released on netflix without the hassle of planning your dinner, driving to a theater, buying overpriced popcorn, getting annoyed by everybody around you and then driving home regretting it
the ghosts of our founding fathers materializing one at a time to kick donald trump in his balls while he’s standing in a dunkin donuts restroom pants down dick stuck in a glory hole
house gop: once we come into power we’re gonna release the kraken on Biden, his son, fauci and your mother
house gop: spend five days trying to elect a speaker
you know how i know elon musk is a mediocre fascist? because he’s more worried about fascists not being able to attempt violent coups against the government than violent coups against the government