a goose egg


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congratulations wrexham and welcome to the football league

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wrexham up 2-1. they win, automatic promotion to the football league. let’s fucking go

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georgia’s about to put so many republicans in prison for election tampering we’re gonna have to carve out a new southern state to house them and call it new australia

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the texas legislature just passed a bill changing the official state license plate slogan to “the bad ideas state”

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republicans who pretend to be concerned about migrant refugees don’t seem to realize they are wreaking the very same political and socio-economic havoc on their state that will inevitably lead to people migrating to another state as a refugee

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texas wants to display the ten commandments in every public school. i have a suggestion, how about displaying the first amendment in every public school instead

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everybody who knew donald was lying about election fraud and still objected to the certification needs to resign. ted cruz, i’m talking about you, you rancid ass dollar store wolverine www.rawstory.com/secret-te…

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my dog likes to relax among my shoes

wife: he likes the smell of you

me: I certainly hope I don’t smell like my shoes

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it is genuinely puzzling to watch florida go full fash for a complete imbecile goober who’s never gonna be anything more than the third rate governor of a fourth rate state

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it is super painful watching a tech bro slowly discover in real time the business model of the product he purchased for 44 billion dollars

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blessed to spot not one but two barred owls today, only the third time I’ve spotted them in the wild

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more than anything else the normalization of political violence by donald trump and his accomplices in congress will be the lasting legacy of america’s 4 year experiment with white supremacist fascism

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all this trump terrorism and for what? so you can persecute, dehumanize and marginalize the most vulnerable, at-risk people in society?

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men will do racist things, nut for guns and persecute lgbtq instead of getting therapy for emotional fragility

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every time I think one religion is dumber than the other the other religion is like hold my beer

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about 90% of my job as a manager is to gently ask ppl to explain to me what the problem is before telling me the solution they are proposing

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what has happened to Google I can’t seem to get any search results for sports scores or standings

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the gop must be collectively shitting its knickers over the coming Georgia indictments. this is the kind of shit you just can’t gaslight away

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lol still no mention of the settlement on Fox news. they’re just gonna pretend it never happened huh. whatever bro smartmatics up next maybe change your diapers in the meantime

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by the time donald trump is done with his fans, grifters, useful idiots and ppl who made him their useful idiot, most of them will either be incarcerated, bankrupt or unemployed

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the year of accountability continues and we are nowhere close to being done yet

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so how is fox news planning to cover their own demise

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I thought that ron desantis could be the smart fascist that we were all worried about. I was wrong. he’s a complete imbecile

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the thing about malignant narcissists like donald john trump is that in the short term they will wreak havoc on everything that is good and decent but in the long run they will inevitably destroy both themselves and every shit-eating member of their cult

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close your eyes, put your finger anywhere on a map of the greater philadelphia region and i will tell you the best local place to go on a hike and then an adult beverage