stop worrying about biden’s age. while your fat youthful ass is busy shit-posting online this man is riding around town on a bike and blowing kisses to your mom as she leaves her nail salon

I too have a prediction Nikki. your political career will likely die within a few months

every time I go to this particular local trail a barred owl pair approaches and checks me out

the intellectual mediocrity of the American conservative movement in a nutshell

there is no way to look at this as anything other than a political refugee fleeing a fascist state. floridans should be embarrassed and ashamed at allowing their state to turn into a third world fascist dictatorship www.washingtonpost.com/politics/…

I’m having the absolute best fucking time of my life in America and this is the only place on the entire planet that I would be able to live my life the exact way that I wanted to and this is why everybody comes here and welcome to my home folks let’s party

the thing I like the most about America is the system genuinely wants you to have the best time of your life

bartender: i like your necklace

me: this baby plays

bartender: really

me: plays the eagles fight song on my mini harmonica necklace

bartender: awesome

later, as I’m leaving

bartender: sorry I can’t let you go without another song

me: plays my darling clementine or as eagles fans know, the “they don’t like us, we don’t care” song

guy at the end of the bar: YEAH

me: waving randomly because I’m many drinks in.

I like performing music no matter where I am.

gop study on the sinking of the titanic doesn’t mention any icebergs

glad that the governor of my state isn’t flushing my tax dollars down the toilet by picking a recreational fight with a local corporation just to eventually lose the presidential primary in a landslide to donald trump

they got so damn mad when Hillary called them deplorable

it’s coming

waiting for florida governor rhonda santy to declare war against fox news for firing tucker carlson, an egregious example of a woke corporation firing a straight christian white man for no other reason than he cost the company 800 million dollars in defamation lawsuits

the first gray catbird of spring has arrived in my backyard. and turns out last spring the first catbird showed up in my backyard exactly on this day. birds are amazingly predictable

my career goal is to not be so fucking bad at my job that even fox news wont employ me

good luck to domestic terrorist tucker carlson for his future career in domestic terrorism as a shit-ass private podcaster instead of a pundit on the most watched news channel in the country

its fucking hilarious for a company to cancel one of its employees to protect its bottomline while also railing against all the “woke” companies “canceling” things to protect their bottomline

the only thing keeping america from collapsing into a failed state is accountability

who else is loving this year of accountability that still has 8 more months to go

lol bye bye tucker carlson. another trump grifter discovers accountability and the career ending quality of donald trump’s stench

“your politics is making you stupid” is an acceptable thing to say. saves you hours of pointless debate with a person made stupid by their politics

donalds gonna win the gop primary in a landslide and lose the presidency in a landslide, grunting and huffing from a prison cell. gop, lol

no you don’t believe in karma you just have a coping mechanism

bro you’re not gonna turn America into a white Christian nation. perhaps you should leave

drinking beer and watching trains, baseball and birds