Tucker Carlson is right, white men don’t fight like that (unfairly gang up against one guy) they weaponize the system and let the system do it
not sure we should be putting a doofus with the emotional maturity of a sprig of parsley in charge of colonizing space
wait. theres a city in texas called “cut and shoot”? and that’s where the texas mass shooter was found hiding? who is writing this stupid fucking script
the time has come for local performative woodpeckers to realize that drumming on my aluminum chimney cover is way louder than drumming on a stupid tree
I don’t know why more blue state governors aren’t straight up inviting red state political refugees here, because we are actual free states as opposed to rhonda santy’s fake gaslit free state. is it because Americans have yet to wrap their minds around the fact that American citizens are now political refugees in America? lady liberty definitely didn’t see this shit coming
the free state of Pennsylvania welcomes political refugees from fascist police states like Florida, Texas and whatever the shit else lies between them
i realize this is hard to understand but companies aren’t being “woke”, it just makes better business sense to create an inclusive work environment for a diverse group of smart talent even if it means losing privileged mediocre employees bitter at the fact they cant use the n word in code comments
the only republicans worse than the deluded fascists who will support the future convicted felon through anything are the “realist” fascists who only oppose him because he’s too much of a loser
bold prediction: maggot toilet granola will be the gop vice presidential nominee and donald will lose the general by 15 points instead of 10
got the dude next to me at the bar kicked out because he was literally spitting on the floor between sips. now I’m worried he’s waiting outside the bar to stab me. I knew I should’ve brought my fight knife
there are three perspectives on American politics
1: empathy. make people’s lives better
2: sport. my teams gotta win
3: sociopathy. I want to enforce my will on the minorities
this is basically a fight between group 1 and group 3 and who wins depends on how many people they recruit from group 2
I wonder why
when belief in a judgmental deity saps you of the desire to do anything remotely fun it is inevitable that people will turn to guns, country music and bigotry for recreation
if you were to get a fun hobby like bird watching or hiking you would likely spend less time shooting an AR-15 in your backyard
if god had made Adam and Steve it would’ve been a way less terrible game than performing surgery on Adam to remove one of his ribs, turn it into Eve then force their children to engage in incest. because let’s be honest all this shit is just a fucking game to this evil fucking sociopath
I was going to stay home all day because it was supposed to rain but turns out it only drizzled and being a man’s man I can handle drizzle so I went hiking and it was nice and I also spotted six first of year birds
if god designed everything intelligently how come he put the thumbs up next to the middle finger
recently we’ve started to see Eastern bluebirds in our backyard all year long. not sure if this is a good sign (their numbers are increasing) or a bad sign (they are running out of open space due to uncontrolled suburban development and have to shelter in my tiny backyard ecosystem). probably both
the Carolina wren is a year round regular but it’s still one of my favorites. the sheer diversity, complexity and volume of this tiny bird’s repertoire is mind boggling.
my plan for this rainy dismal weekend is to watch birds all day. just saw a blue headed vireo so things are going well #stablegenius
Nikki Haley you’re a bad person and I realize that your profession requires you to ignore the fact that you’re a terrible person but still you’re just fucking shit. you’re a giant turd. everybody you love hates you.
just hugged a drummer please hug your drummers
I will never stop being furious that people died of covid only because their government failed them
I got nothing to say
the closest I’ve come to experiencing a ghost is when my phone asks me if I want to remove people in the background from a photo that has no people