“is a president allowed to assassinate political rivals?”
donald: of course otherwise whats the point of being president
ron desantis: look i banned assassination from libraries because it contains not one but two asses
nikki haley: depends on whos doing it. donald 4 years ago, yes. donald today, no
i feel like there should be more concern over the fact that while president donald was under the impression that assassinating his political rivals was allowed under the constitution he had a close advisor who actually wanted to do it
i couldnt remember madison cawthorns name but google helped me
i like to imagine hercshel walker, madison cawthorn and rush limbaugh’s decapitated ghost playing cards except the cards are all facing outward
my current obsession is the argentinian band tonolec live in concert. this is coke studio level badass www.youtube.com/playlist
it’s amazing how much federal money Democrats spend on improving the lives of rural whites while rural whites refuse to pay taxes just because some part of them might go to urban blacks
donald is asking for the January 6 terrorists to be released because he will be requiring their services again very soon but there is only a small pool of dumb shitheads left who would be willing to sign up
sure trumps civil fraud case is a victimless crime just like the housing market crash was a victimless crime
trump terrorists are threatening democratic politicians and judges because from experience they know it has been effective in scaring cowardly gop politicians into fascism. well try that in my small town motherfuckers
my favorite thing is when white people accuse each other of having white privilege without knowing what it means
feels like even the most sociopathic of swing state white suburbanites might feel hesitant about voting for a guy who thinks presidents are allowed to assassinate their political rivals
hate when I try and escape real life wokes criticizing oppressive white power structures by withdrawing to my online safe space but find those same wokes doing the same things online. what am I supposed to do, melt in the sun like a snowflake? MORE COMMUNITY GUIDELINES PLEASE!
the moment hillary clinton lost in 2016 it was guaranteed that 7 years later we would be debating whether the constitution allows a president to assassinate his rivals. i mean, its not like we didnt warn you.
who could’ve ever imagined that donald would eventually go all racist on nimrata haley? everyone but nimrata haley, apparently
after 4 inches of rain last night i saw a mink scampering around by the backyard creek. the biodiversity of this little patch of suburban philadelphia woods never ceases to amaze me.
“there’s no difference between trump and biden”
i bought an under desk cycle for my home office but the only time i use it is when i remember how much i paid for it
no one seems to be remotely aware that the whole point of donald busily litigating his crimes outside the courthouse is because his post-conviction end-game is to incite anti-establishment terrorism and mass riots in blue areas with complicity from the republican party
his voice was so melodious, his technique so commanding, his renditions so accessible to the classical-curious. Rashid khan and Sanjeev Abhyankar were my gateway into the realm of Hindustani classical music. today will be spent celebrating his music.
it’s nice that donald attended the immunity court proceedings in person so the judges could have a good look at the grotesque gargoyle who’s demanding he be given the right to do crime unfettered
miike pences brother is retiring from congress probably because he’s afraid trump supporters might come to hang the wrong pence as he should
excited to know what the appeals court thinks about donalds claim that every president of the United States has always had a license to do crime that for some reason most of them didn’t avail of
first rule of privilege: rules always favor privilege
a white Christian dude being able to seamlessly subvert a discussion about white Christian privilege into one about community guidelines is white Christian privilege
white christians will travel all the way to Africa to save the people there from eternal damnation but not do shit to save them from climate change