a goose egg


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dude who just got billed 5 million for defaming a woman goes on tv and defames her again. my man if you want to apply for a job that requires making public decisions try making better personal decisions first

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leaving the bar after the sixers lost to the celtics

woman: fuck this place. the Phillies lost here as well

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rose breasted grosbeak on the feeder today. may is magical

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every year I get better at identifying birds and I think it’s because my brain is replacing likely important life saving information with bird stuff

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foxes are dangerous animals. I saw one rolling around in a backyard while driving and got so distracted i almost climbed on to the sidewalk

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this is what happens in a fascist failed state and this is what Donald Trump is hoping to create here in America

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wife, watching me pick up food from the floor and eat it

wife: why didnt you just give it to the dog

me: its not good for him

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on the one hand its dangerous and unprofessional for a news organization to give donald a platform to gaslight americans. on the other hand every time he does that he incriminates himself in several investigations

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if i watched cnn i would watch it less going forward but i can’t because i don’t

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went to the park early morning to do some birding but the landscapers were there making a ruckus. so came back home to do some backyard birding and immediately some neighbor started up his lawn mower. even through that din, it was a good first of year haul.

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love the gop 2024 platform, “he didnt rape her he merely sexually assaulted her”

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george santos, like every other dumbfuck trumpy criminal, completely forgot that he didn’t have 50 gop senators standing by to save his ass from the consequences of crime

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please. enough articles about how trump’s criminality is not going to affect his political future in the gop. yes bro we know the gop is a cult and has been for the past 6 years. how are you people still getting paid for this lazy-ass analysis

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it’s gonna be fun to watch rhonda santy and rapistman bite chunks off each other’s dicks during the primary but also not fun because they’re gonna say and do some crazy ass shit to get their crazy ass base to like them

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Elton muskrat: Twitter will be the most trusted of news sources

also Elaine mustardbreath: I’m gonna give Tucker Carlson a platform

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today is an exceptionally accountable day even in this here year of accountability

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only after 2 dozen sexual misconduct accusations, 1 video confession to sexual assault and 4 years of a presidency do we finally have accountability for this fucking turd

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the year of accountability continues www.rawstory.com/e-jean-ca… 2023 is not going to be a good year for this rapist insurrectionist motherfucker

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you dont “love” god you’re experiencing stockholm syndrome

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i just read e jean carroll’s lawyer’s closing statement and i have zero doubt that donald john trump, presumed gop nominee for president, is going to be held accountable for rape

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this week donald trump will be officially designated a rapist and serial sex predator by the state of new york

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my goal in life is to die before this current generation of gun violence traumatized kids turn into adults

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the first firefly of the season is here. too soon man go back to bed

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I’m all for my boys who drive around in cranked out loud vehicles. great bro, if this keeps you occupied enough to not try and overthrow elections so be it more power to you

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the thing about donald is he’s a huge fucking coward whose ass will never cash the check his mouth has signed