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is this the point where hindu liberals start to worry that trumpism has radicalized modi bhakts into domestic terrorism abcnews.go.com/US/truck-…

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florida’s educational system will be raising a bunch of mediocre historically illiterate sociopaths who will only be employable at a conservative “think” tank

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if you’re still on twitter you might as well also go eat dinner at trump tower

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area “free speech absolutist” supports guy who bans literal books and literal speech for president

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republicans are trying to scare white suburbanite parents into turning fascist meanwhile the leader of this godawful party is accused of violently raping a 13 year old

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loling on the floor rofling my ass off

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whenever we go on a hike my dog is like, hold on I need to sniff this blade of grass or whatever and my wife is like, hold on I need to talk to this dog and his owner about his dog and I’m like, guys we need to finish this hike I’m almost 48

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I’m only happy when I’m engulfed by trees or in the middle of a wildflower meadow everything else is just something they call life I guess

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standing by the fire listening to a great horned owl. I don’t see you baby but I know exactly where you are, you’re on top of that tall dead tree. I’ll always be here listening for you

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taking my table top fire pit on a trial run and listening to two unidentified animals trying to kill each other in the woods

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can’t wait for Vivek Ramaswamy to go back down the same toilet pipes that Herschel walker emerged from so I never have to hear anything about him ever again

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there’s a guy wearing a let’s go brandon t shirt in this beer garden. gonna walk past him and cry waaaaah

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starting to realize that people have two dogs because when you want to pet and kiss a dog and he’s fast asleep now what

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conservatives: i hate wasteful government spending

also conservatives: pay ted cruz to perform theater

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that’s it I’m fucking done with the news. wake me up when donald goes to prison or dies of auto erotic asphyxiation

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if you thought rhonda santy was bad at governing Florida during a pandemic check out how bad he is at governing Florida when there’s no pandemic

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narcissistic sociopaths like donald and elon will always gravitate towards fascists because it’s stupid easy to get these intellectual simpletons to worship you and fill that hole in your sewer soul

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keep dismantling and destroying florida in every way for your personal ambitions, rhonda santy. the funniest thing is, you’ll never be president because you are a mediocre dullard loser abcnews.go.com/Business/…

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yes we definitely need a conservative man to teach us about manliness, a guy who shits his diaper when he’s without a gun, can’t get ahead without rigging the system against the marginalized and the vulnerable and is sexually so insecure that he has to force women to give birth after sex

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people are seriously debating whether indicting donald will cause political and social turmoil. bro what do you think is already happening with him not being in prison and allowed to run in 2024

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i like my coffee like i like the future of the republican party: dark

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at this point she’s passed Dinesh D’Souza as the worst fucking Indian in America

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do these fucking goobers live under a rock? off the top of my head I can think of at least 3 local breweries owned and operated by women brewers. holy shit, American conservatism is basically people living under a rock podcasting about how sunlight is a woke belief

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well this sucks

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donalds gonna lose Pennsylvania by 10 points in 2024 that is, if he hasn’t defected to Russia