a goose egg


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the deer and dog have resigned themselves to each other’s presence in the ecosystem

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my family surveying the quarter acre we just closed on behind our existing cabin quarter acre. we’re now half acre jungle lords

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I found donald trump’s golden toilet in the same condition as his political career

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conservative policy discussion: bunch of white Republican men deciding whom to oppress and how and which method would be cruel enough to make rural white men jizz into their hot dog buns at a little league game

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everybody including the media needs to stop normalizing this horrific shit by calling it conservative “policy” when it’s straight up human rights violations

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you could sell a rock and a hammer at a craft fair, call it a musical instrument and I would purchase it

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one of our neighbors got an nra hat in the mail for receiving gun training and she fucking hates the nra and guns so she gave it to my wife who turned it into an anti-nra hat for tomorrow’s town craft fair

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vacations going good

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I don’t care how or why ppl justify religion. mostly it’s about coming to terms with the fact that billions of “normal” people on this planet are completely fucking wrong to the point of being delusional. but religion is a mental prison. religion is child abuse. but this is an amazing tale of hope of a family’s escape from religion and home schooling www.washingtonpost.com/education…

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wishing a shitty memorial day to republicans who once called us traitors for not supporting the Iraq war and are now happily supporting domestic Nazis, international fascists and imperialist Russian war criminals under the banner of maga trumpism

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cleaned up the cabin for my family. can’t wait for them to see it

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we’ve had the cabin for four years now but only now did we realize that if you don’t turn the faucets on for a while the well water starts smelling like egg farts

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i am reasonably sure donald will be indicted and convicted for january 6 and spend the rest of his miserable pathetic existence in a jail cell but if not, then i have to say, we would be well on our way to turning into a failed state

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the bear emptied the feeder while i was away from the cabin. i refilled it and now the red-bellied woodpecker parents are back at work flying back and forth from the feeder to the nesting cavity in the backyard tree full of hungry squealing chicks

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my entire family is going to be here in two days and I’m worried about what they’ll find (me)

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drunk white guy started a beef with me and my friend outside the bar and left and now I’m worried he’s gonna come back with a bouquet of flowers to make up with us and what do I do then

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South East Pennsylvania in spring man. such a diversity of the wild. you could spend all day wandering on trails every day staring at wildflowers birds and animals and never get bored

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the funniest thing about donalds upcoming indictment is his garbage supporters will be paying for his legal fees

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Anne gonna be deliriously happy when she goes into the woods and sees these “once extinct” woodpeckers everywhere because they are actually pileated woodpeckers and not ivory billed woodpeckers

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die in prison you seditionist shitbaboon. and welcome to the year of accountability

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oh you say you’re god-fearing? what else are you afraid of? goblins? sasquatch? crop circles? the abominable snowman?

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oh no what happen

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the republican primary is going to be fascist assholes accusing each other of doing good things

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one of my instagram posts was blocked in belarus because it featured a song that is blocked there. i’m sorry belarussians but you gotta illegally download that song it is very good

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what is ron desantis plan to protect underaged girls from high school teachers such as ron desantis who lure them into partying and drinking