it’s comical to watch Mike pence try to convince people who tried to murder him to vote for him
read the fucking indictment you plank face slack jawed nitwit and if you can’t even do that maybe you’re not ready to run for president
a lot of bad people are either dying or going to prison or getting indicted. this is a beautiful year if you ignore everything else that’s happening
I don’t know man, if you incited a violent insurrection to try and overturn an election you are a danger to the community and should be denied bail
if you’re a progressive who thinks now’s the perfect time to fuck around with American democracy as it teeters on the brink of institutional Nazism, I’m sorry but you’re complicit with the fascists
clueless delusional motherfuckers like Cornell West are going to result in America having the distinction of a Nazi convicted felon president governing from prison
stick a fork in him, he’s done
can we just fast forward to donald trump slurping diarrhea out of a prison toilet
the year of accountability continues
I’m always seething. is it normal to always seeth
dumbfuck neighbor called the fire chief and told him I’m having a bonfire. dude came here to check and apologized profusely. should have told him that this fucking guy was retaliating because I complained about the open sewage runoff in his backyard. anyways the campfire continues fuck you shitboy
it’s so weird that animals are afraid of us, even a goat could kill me if it put in some effort and was less delicious
took a walk around our new cabin lot and we discovered a new flower
me: it’s so beautiful it has to be poisonous
wife: let me look it up on picture it
turns out the flower is called “fly poison”. also, “crow poison”. every part of it is poisonous. it’s a native, though so we good
I’m fucking angry and I’m gonna rant all day
the planet is dying in front of our eyes and American “conservatives” named after environmental conservation are worried about men wearing dresses
red states are failed states
woke: the desire to not fill your lungs with smoke from swaths of burning forest
hard to not get demoralized by the inescapable fact that the survival of every living organism on the planet depends on racist people not voting for stupid people
emergency zoom with my boss while I’m on vacation because a motherfucker in my team moved permanently from coast to coast without even telling me. advice to ppl: pause all maternal fornication while your boss is on vacation
missing Pune because it smells like Pune (smoky air because someone is always burning something somewhere)
“hate when I chase someone and they climb up a tree”: me and my dog
sorry sir I put the bird feeders in the shed. so you will need to raid my trash. which I put in the dumpster. I apologize for all this inconvenience. oh you’re climbing this tree for some reason. okay then
usually I think deep thoughts by the campfire but today I’m only thinking about madhuri dixit in that song in sailaab
the third world failed state of Florida
sitting here in the mountains of eastern Pennsylvania breathing in the smoke from Canadian wildfires and marveling at the Chinese climate change hoax responsible for my very realistic coughing
