say what you want about the green party you gotta admire their devotion to a cause that’s the exact opposite of their purported cause
what is the point of ear wax? are some trump supporters trying to breathe through their ears? why should the rest of us suffer because of these dumb fucks?
forget everything else why are you voting for a guy who is not able to hire a lawyer to defend him because he never pays his legal bills AFTER taking your money that was supposedly to pay his legal bills
spoiler alert: it isn’t about how to avoid getting murdered by your boss
Biden should put his hand forward like he’s going to issue donald a pardon but then bring it back up and run it through his hair and then tilt his sunglasses while winking at the camera
call me a cock-faced optimist but I feel like Americans won’t vote into the presidency a man who would oversee his own criminal indictment(s)
donald: mutants are responsible for my criminal indictment
media: joe biden had a root canal operation! is he physically ready for another term?
if you’re a politician afraid to speak truth to your constituents because they might not re-elect you, you’re not a leader, you’re a bartender working for tips
every time i read an article mentioning a trump supporter and why they support him it’s clear that these are not just people with a different ideology, they are straight up low information imbeciles who have likely never made a good life decision
republicans are basically saying no republican politician should ever be prosecuted in any blue area of america because the jury there will always convict them. “the american justice system doesnt work” is quite a scalding take from the “law and order party”.
religious people are just straight up fucking weird
george will says vivek ramaswamy and his wife “are the meritocracy incarnate”. my guy, how is it that you still dont understand the immense privilege it takes to be born in the US to highly skilled wealthy hindu brahmins who were able to immigrate here legally?
i have lost the international travel bug. i dont give a shit anymore. i am not interested in your cities culture or food. i think it’s part of my broader disinclination to be a tourist and do touristy things when i could be surrounded by nature instead
if you’d told me in January 2017 that 6 years later Donald Trump would be criminally indicted in 2 separate investigations, I’d have said only 2?
Chris Christie is in this to try and save the country from Donald Trump, not Joe Biden. and the reason why I think that is because the only thing he’s said about Joe Biden is he’s too old for the job.
holy fuck Chris Christie is destroying Donald. there’s no way the other gop contenders are watching this and not taking notes
oh hey I guess the party of law and order is finally making the time to actually read the criminal indictment against their leader
I don’t much like Chris Christie but if he’s going to speak truth about Donald Trump to the gop base during his campaign like he’s doing on CNN right now I welcome it whole heartedly
I’m sorry but if you’re running for the gop presidential nomination but won’t acknowledge donalds crimes, why are you wasting everyone’s time? just fucking go back to mother or sister or whatever the fuck creepy name ron desantis has for his wife
this made me giggle out loud
I would willingly donate to donalds campaign fund if it would be used to finance his defection to north korea
the one and only thing I admire about donald is his ability to tell his stupid dumb marks straight to their face how they’re his stupid dumb marks and at the same time make them feel like they’re in on the joke when the jokes actually on them
nothing, literally nothing warms my old cynical heart like a big man on a Harley Davidson honking and waving his support to a pride walk
doesn’t matter how much the sociopathic gender-fascist ghouls of the republican party try to fuck up the empathic social fabric of small suburban towns like mine, they will never succeed because we will always be better than them. happy pride, Lansdale, Pennsylvania, you lovable affectionate weirdo
the thing that’s unprecedented in American history isn’t that a former president is being indicted for crimes. it’s that America voted into the presidency a known criminal who did crimes while he was president and then did crimes after he left office.