if this is true then here comes donald indictment no 3 https://www.rawstory.com/mark-meadows-to-plead-guilty/?cx_testId=6&cx_testVariant=cx_undefined&cx_artPos=4&cx_experienceId=EXC93HV4HK4I#cxrecs_s
some day when its too late people will realize that donalds embrace of the january 6 terrorists and promise to pardon them was part of his plan to create a new terrorist army for when he’s convicted of all his crimes
the problem with getting texans to believe in climate change is they will start shooting at the climate
the destroyed I-95 bridge was supposed to take months to get operational. the dem gov took 2 weeks and live-filmed the construction. meanwhile in an alternative universe, insurrectionist and defeated gop gov candidate doug mastriano is in the second week of his “please god fix I-95” prayer fast
breaking: gop freedom caucus to purge rep marjorie “marge the toilet” taylor greene for merely flinging feces at congress walls instead of explosively shooting them straight from her butthole
i-95 livecam and chill
when you’ve been waiting all your life for Jesus Christ to return you’ll see Jesus Christ even in a serial rapist like donald trump
libertarians hate the government because look at donald trump, he succeeded in the private sector despite being a dirty fucking crook but is being held accountable for all his crimes in the more egalitarian public sector
if Cornell West really wanted to run for president he would compete in a primary but he wants to perform theater and go on tv and say many elaborately constructed sentences accompanied by vigorous gesticulation, all this to the detriment of the country so he’s really nothing better than a fascist
Cornell West and Jill Stein really want to destroy the planet huh
nothing makes me feel old than when the younger members of my team respond to a slack message with an emoji and i have to google the meaning of that emoji
surely there must be something rich people can do to alleviate boredom other than drowning themselves in the wreckage of the titanic
aww look at all these sweet little moderates running primaries in the disease ridden rats nest that is the gop base
is there anything more alpha male than doing a bunch of crimes and then making your dad and aunt post your bail https://abcnews.go.com/US/george-santos-father-aunt-guaranteed-500k-bond-court/story?id=100305410&cid=social_twitter_abcn
my life goal is to get rich enough that when i eventually lose my mental faculties and start saying the absolute vilest stupid shit in public people will say haha nice trolling instead of suggesting institutionalization
it’s sad that the richest man in the world has to pretend to be anti-vaccine just so twitter user cat turd 2 continues to like him
amazing how ethical republicans can be when they hold so much power that being ethical wont lead to democrats gaining more power lawandcrime.com/high-prof…
i just cant imagine most americans not looking at lauren the bobo and marge the toilet and going we can surely do better than elect these two goddamn fucking clowns to run our government
hard to feel sorry for billionaires when they have an entire planet as an emotional support system
red state politicians should perhaps consider not passing any laws and instead lounge around in bed watching Fox News all day like their leader so that they don’t get into trouble with the constitution
its fucking hilarious to watch steve bannon’s soggy carcass slowly realize that it entrusted the great neo-nazi remaking of america to a mentally incapacitated infant who refuses to keep himself out of prison
what the fuck kind of half-assed DOJ weaponizer cant even protect his own son from the DOJ? disappointed. i’m gonna be voting for the guy who tried to pressure the DOJ into doing a coup.
just saw a god loves you sign next to a trump sign so my brain sawed itself in half and one half punted the other half into Mexico
the dog is concerned about deer activity down in the creek
Dr Cornell West desperately trying to revive a dying tree by dancing around it screaming I NEED TO PEE I NEED TO PEE