my office is a whole different vibe at night
so hard to start the day without coffee and something terrible befalling donald trump
anyone who still denies climate change is unqualified to have a job, any job, leave alone a decision-making position in the United States government
the new Yorker and I are on the same page: the case against travel www.newyorker.com/culture/t…
at what point are southern whites gonna say okay this is the point where i feel less racist now because of climate change and start voting democrat
the fact that AI still hasnt eliminated the dumbest possible job, that of trump spokesperson steven cheung, proves that AI isnt as smart as we think it is
oh no the supreme court decided not to hand over the 2024 election to donald. disappointing! whats the point of nominating supreme court justices if you can’t even rely on them to steal the election on your behalf
the american revolution museum is hosting the suburban nazi group “moms for liberty” in the name of diversity and inclusivity of expression, the expression being calling LGBTQ-friendly school boards groomers and pedophiles and banning books about slavery and gender identity
time seemed to stand still during the pandemic and now it feels like its making up for lost time
there’s a non zero probability that elon brings a keyboard to a cage fight
excited about the Elon-Zuckerberg cage match. will they provide the cage poking stick at the match or do I have to bring my own
nice bübs. too loud though. 4 stars
you know how I know elon musk is acutely aware of his own intellectual mediocrity? because he spends all his time on Twitter trying to convince intellectually mediocre ppl that he’s smart
what is America planning to do about the dangerously mentally ill 20-30% of America that is maga
all these years american conservatives were all this is a great ideology lots of ppl love it we’re actually a thing and then it turns out it’s not actually a thing everyone just wanted a racist old white man to blindly follow in whatever he did (also known as a cult)
the mere fact that ron desantis or mike pence or any of the other gaping mouth gop primary candidates still don’t understand the trump cult also known as the gop base should disqualify them from pretty much any job position
ron desantis the pasty faced little asshole in house fascist operating within castle dumbledore who’s following all the textbooks on how to be a good fascist and yet the death eaters wont budge from supporting donald trump. sad
if you want to know what the Russians are doing here’s the deal. they’re fingering each other under the table while screaming at each other over the table. meanwhile Putin is googling why coup cancel
this is the sweet ending to the Titanic movie we’ve been waiting for all these years instead of leo caprio dropping down to the seafloor like a bunch of billionaires
hate when ppl poop in a porta potty dude I don’t want to stare at your poop while I’m peeing
hate when the wagners decide not to assassinate putin bro I already bought your laptop sticker on etsy
ron desantis resume is basically signing a whole bunch of laws that were or will be struck down for being unconstitutional. might be time to find a new day job sweetums www.lawdork.com/p/florida…
why are we allowing people who are eagerly awaiting the scriptural end of the world make policy decisions on how to not end the world
my dad hates me buying him things but he’s okay with me giving him things that I already own so that’s a nice loophole for me to abuse
I don’t know who came up with the idea of drowning billionaires on the wreckage of the Titanic but it was genius