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governor ron desantis is urging floridians to stop the woke by getting bit by mosquitoes and leaving stagnant pools of water in your backyard because how dare anyone tell you to prevent malaria

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places that will be uninhabitable in a few years:

the southwest because heat and no water

the south because of ongoing racism

florida because heat and too much water and florida

the northwest because heat and forest fires

the northeast because of climate change denier turned climate change refugees

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i dont know, call me an idealist but i think a minimal prerequisite for pardoning someone of attempting a violent coup should be for that person to not continue to attempt another violent coup

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if biden achieved everything he did in 2 years while being high on coke i think this a lifestyle worth exploring

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clarence thomas could shoot someone on 5th avenue and a republican billionaire would provide his limo transportation to and from JFK for the project

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I hope Indian libertarians don’t like tomatoes and if they do, well life’s gonna get a bit hard for all you intellectual heavyweights

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Vivek bhai put your analytical tech bro brain aside and perhaps you’ll realize why evangelicals will never like you no matter how much you tell them your Hindu faith is the same as their Christian faith

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apparently elton mustardfucker wants to build a new AI model. good i was worried that AI would get more intelligent

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why are insurance companies pulling out of florida? have they not received the memo that global warming is a chinese hoax

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me, flailing around in a 1000 year flood

me: INVESTIGATE HUNTER BIDEN

drowns

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florida is infected with malaria, the beach water is boiling at 100 degrees, meanwhile the governor of florida is spending his working hours running after the lgbtq community screaming boo

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I hope this motherfucker goes bankrupt before he goes to prison just so he gets to experience the worst of both worlds

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who are the people watching this summer unfold and are all, Donald was right that turned out to be a Chinese hoax

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Vivek had one job: to not turn out to be an Amway salesman

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the new pink panther movie sounds like fun

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grabbed the chance for a campfire between two storms. Pennsylvania mountain forests after rain are a whole other level of human existence

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both my wife and i have decided that at this point, recreational flying, especially overseas, is an immoral choice and we will not be making it unless it’s for work or visiting family. we feel it’s way past due for us to actually fucking do something other than get angry.

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it just feels like global warming will make the american south uninhabitable not just in my lifetime but possibly before my next performance review

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stop calling it a goddamn “culture war”. the fascists aren’t warring against “culture”, they’re warring against fellow Americans whom they’ve dehumanized into a “culture”

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I can’t tell if I’m high (which I am) or not

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this was the highlight of my day. and also the birder I met at our mountain craft fair who now hand carves birds from wood and paints them. I got me two loons.

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apparently the only jobs AI isn’t gonna be able to do are those that involve caring, or as liberals know it, empathy. so it’s pretty much guaranteed that every kid graduating from a school or college that’s not teaching about diversity equity and inclusion will be unemployable

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the “moms for liberty” isn’t just a Nazi group, it’s a stealth Nazi group which makes them even more dangerous medium.com/prismnpen…

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if your eyes roll back inside your head whenever you hear the words “cultural marxism” just remember that this is how the intellectually bankrupt gaslight the emotionally bankrupt by extending the original strawman of economic marxism and your eyes will roll back into place

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“disaffected leftist”: EAT THE RICH. ALSO THE GAYS THE BLACKS AND THE WOMEN