if you’re gonna invite a nazi grifter like “chris billboard” and the “moms for liberty” to do their dog and pony show not just in my town but in my literal neighborhood, you’re gonna get a bad review. and I’ll probably also come stink up your joint at some point. fuck you.
my review of the keychron q1 pro keyboard: it’s like having sex with your sexy computer
perhaps it was not a good idea to put a college football coach in a position of power
there is something seriously mentally wrong with trump spokesman steven cheung which is probably how he got the job. its almost like they want to lose iowa again thehill.com/homenews/…
excited about the new chaat restaurant in my neighborhood. or like my wife would call it, a fart restaurant
I don’t know how fani willis can possibly counter the famous ham sandwich-mustard stained napkin defense. case close with prejudice!
not to be confused with the limpdick which continues to be native to palm beach, Florida
because why rely on facts when a gut feeling is available
i asked google to stop showing me ads for the keyboard i just purchased. so now google is showing me ads for a t shirt that says “white straight republican male”. how about you eat my big brown salty liberal balls instead, goog
i dont understand multi-billionaires. what is the point of making more billions after the first billion? what are you trying to buy that you can’t buy with your first billion? more importantly if there is, in fact, something you can’t buy with your first billion you probably shouldn’t be owning it
donald trumps campaign platform is basically this: make me your boss so you can’t fire me
I’ve never been this excited about a keyboard
you’d think more people would care that donald wants to become president purely for the criminal immunity
the trump covid genocide happened in full view but its still worth revisiting because no one seems to want to prosecute it www.msn.com/en-us/new…
if we cant even get people to leave twitter how are we going to get people to do anything for the climate www.washingtonpost.com/technolog…
they canceled a fishing competition at our mountain lake because the water is too hot. what?
these are exactly the thoughts I live with daily
thinking I might just sleep on the deck staring at the fireflies
the fireflies are almost done for the night. but I’m glad they’re finally here. they were supposed to be here in June. according to our local paper many of our local residents were worried about them. and now they’re all happy that they’re back. I like knowing other ppl care about fireflies as I do
when I die I want my birds to pick me up from the deck chair and place me gently next to the stream and then sit around chatting with each other for a while I think I would enjoy that
sometimes I wish we had kids just so we could worry about something other than the planet
I want more people visibly and publicly panicking on a daily basis. how are you not for fucks sake
the fucking “American dream” has destroyed the planet
Vermont right now, after catastrophic flooding just a few days ago. how are we going to survive
I don’t know if I need to go back to therapy or if everyone else does