a goose egg


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soon ron desantis campaign is just going to be sweaty ron desantis getting out of his rental car and knocking on doors telling people their neighbors kids genders are really what they say because he checked them personally

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whatever happened to all the goofy south park libertarians who used to run around screaming man bear pig at anyone who even uttered the words global warming?

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donalds gonna be sent to prison so many times in the coming year he’s gonna earn a coupon for an additional free prison term of his choice

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what the hell modi sir I supported you in all your killings and now you’re refusing to send us basmati rice? what will I eat my daal with, liberal tear battered chapatis?

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it is fucking insane that people are still having kids knowing the climate violence that lies ahead

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“what if your toothbrush could also wipe your butthole”: elon musk, probably

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extreme is an underrated band and waiting for the punchline is an underrated album

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holy shit of Christ how have I not watched this before. rock gods sitting together playing the game of thrones theme youtu.be/6i0a7RDPk…

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it shouldn’t be this hard to get white people to believe science over twitter user cat turd 2

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every criminal should be judged by history instead of a jury of their peers, not just Donald Trump

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grilling in the woods to music. it’s all I need to be happy

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after sex

mike pences wife: was it good for you

mike pence: I believe your actions were honorable but I’ll let the American people and history be the ultimate judge

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do billionaires not realize that they are edible

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yes Michael, thank you for defining due process. the question is, will you have the courage to accept the results of that process once it culminates? your record on that is dismal.

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just discovered that tagging someones micro blog account somehow automatically tags their mastodon account on cross posting there. is this magic

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things you can do to mitigate the climate crisis by @Denny beardystarstuff.net/2023/07/2… for me the important ones are: stop feeling entitled to stuff, realize how this entitlement is affecting (and harming real people), reduce consumption, stop (or at least reduce flying), take joy in simple things, get political.

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I miss when you could ask the question “what did that imbecile piece of shit do today” and everyone knew exactly who you were talking about

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if you do anything bad to this otter I will do terrorism. this is a promise.

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band starts to play summer of 69

guy at the bar: HELL YEAH I REMEMBER THE SUMMER OF 69. I WAS 11

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if they did this in Florida ron desantis would personally show up in camo with an ar-15 and arrest them

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lol this fucking mentally incapacitated imbecile was in charge of the country for four years

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so many white people thinking they’re the solution when they don’t even know the problem

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white people need to spend a lot of time feeling guilty about so many things. I will join you because I have my own shit I feel guilty about

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Cornell West another malignant narcissist. how many of these are we going to have to endure until the planets end

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I’m just grateful for all the time I got to spend on this planet