took the new ebike for a spin around town. most exhilarating. it’s the perfect balance between fun and exercise that I’ve been looking for. and the baby doves have discovered the sunflower seeds I’ve been dispersing in their general vicinity so now I don’t have to worry about them starving.
for the first time in his life donald is learning that gaslighting does not work outside of the gop bubble and especially in a court room. it’s gonna be fun to watch him try and fail to get acclimatized to reality and eventually be remanded to custody for judge/juror/witness/prosecutor intimidation
my wife is assembling the new ebike so we can take it on its maiden voyage today. the complication is she’s scaring two baby mourning doves who’ve made our wildflower patch their refuge
mother seems to have temporarily allowed mikey pence the custody of his own balls
translation: I’m gonna roll around in bed in my shit filled diapers squealing and clapping, watching my turnip brained followers on tv commit violent felonies that will put them in prison for the rest of their lives
this is beyond parody. henry olson of the washington post: “Republicans saved democracy in 2020” www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/…
all these motherfuckers don’t realize how bad history is gonna judge them because they think they got caught up in the crime vortex of Donald Trump. but what about now.
before you crown mike pence as the Savior of democracy (I’m addressing no one because no one actually thinks this) consider the fact that he had to talk to many people to convince him not to participate in a coup
how do you not realize that America barely escaped a coup? what do you think a coup looks like? is it the same part of your brain that doesn’t realize what fascism looks like if it doesn’t involve death camps?
this is how a terrorist movement dies. with poop emojis
donald, you know you’re going to prison. now why dont you put the phone down, stop screaming, change your diapers and enjoy the ride
it’s gonna be fun watching a drunk giuliani in the witness stand admitting to crimes and not realizing it
it needs to be mentioned, whatever is happening today was completely predictable the moment Americans decided to elect a mentally ill fascist for president
this is a good day
i always knew donalds call to tuberville while the insurrection was on was going to bite him more than inciting the insurrection itself
well, it’s finally on. bring it you trumpy goobers. we got a lot of prison space for domestic terrorists
big props to the january 6 committee. a nation turns its grateful eyes to you
page 3, 4: co-conspirators who will likely be indicted: giuliani, eastman, powell, clark, perhaps lin wood and then one more doofus
am i going to read all 45 pages of donald trumps indictment? you bet your salty ass i am https://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/52889_Breaking-_Read_the_Full_Indictment_Against_Donald_Trump
luckily there’s a vacant bathroom available where he can store the pile of all his indictments
happy indictment day #3
boom. happy indictment day. again.
indictment time?
the Washington Post has discovered boiling frog syndrome but apparently not how it ends
see you in court, mr terrorist
