i have yet to meet anything more enterprising and vicious than the woodland bugs of southern new hampshire and northern massachusetts. i sprayed my arms and legs constantly but somehow they managed to access my feet inside my shoes and the sides of my fingers and the webbing. bravo but also, fuck you.
liberal bumper sticker: no justice no peace
conservative bumper sticker: donald trump will fight angry giraffes
every time I happen to be within an hour of it I like to visit my absolute favorite place in the world, the book mill in Montague Massachusetts, slogan “books you don’t need in a place you can’t find”. truly a place I found by accident biking from Amherst with a friend while we were both studying in UMass. today I’m at the wedding of his “adopted” daughter (until recently he was in a three-way marriage). the wedding is in a beautiful multi faith cathedral at the base of Mt Monadnock in New Hampshire. I’m just sitting here wishing I was a tree hoping people don’t notice me.
it’s been a long road trip and I’m sitting outside a rural new Hampshire airbnb brewery drinking a Vermont IPA and howling with eastern coyotes. tomorrow we drive to Massachusetts for a wedding
my wife and friends went canoeing on the lake. I stayed on shore because I’m a land lubber and I played my cajon. dude on a paddle board floated across in front of me and started dancing to my drumming
me: speeding up my rhythm
dude: slow down man I’ll fall off
me: you signed up for this bro
the Adirondacks are magical
I might have gotten myself into trouble at work by putting my slack status as an evergreen emoji instead of a palm emoji and apparently no one realized I was on vacation. I really fucking hate beaches.
spontaneous jam with a guitarist to close out a bar in the Adirondacks. turns out he also went to UMass.
I WILL BE YOUR RETRIBUTION
gets indicted for the 4th fucking time
so many good choices for leader of the fascist party
watching an indie folk band play under the steel stacks and I noticed a hummingbird flying around exploring the area and then landing on a rusty metal pipe. nature wants to co-exist with us, given a chance
today we met Georgie, a drummer, at the Bethlehem musik fest who now creates art from his drumming. literally, he paints with his drumsticks.
hate when my doctor asks me to stop masturbating furiously to Twitter user cat turd 2s dms because it’s making my shoulder blades shave bone fibers off my ribs
first time at the Bethlehem musik fest. big old party with great fucking music and giant beer mugs that light up
a former president of this country is in court today because he tried to violently overthrow the government and is now demanding that he be allowed to intimidate witnesses, juries, judges and prosecutors that could get them murdered by his supporters. make america a failed state
donald is not having a good day in court mastodon.social/@GottaLaf…
i dont know who needs to hear this but if you cant do the time (prior obligations, would prefer to live outside prison and not inside, etc) then dont do the crime
took the half bike out for a spin and then realized I didn’t bring any water to handle the Pennsylvania soup. still fun.
boris epshteyn has decided to go to prison for sexual assault instead of trying to overthrow the government. bold move
soon no one will be safe from wildfires. even you in the suburbs. it’s just a matter of time.
the simplest way to describe donald trumps popularity among right wingers is he’s a sloppy smelly dripping turd they can fling at the damn libs
the easiest red flag to spot fascist-adjacents amongst us is when they get more pissed off at the inconvenience brought about by a peaceful protest rather than the thing they are protesting
oh no elon musks fascist boyfriends are gonna be frothing mad that he provided trumps tweet archive to jack smith. has anyone checked twitter user cat turd the IInd to make sure he’s doing okay
apparently 50 million people may turn into climate change refugees just in Iran just by 2050. everyone seems to be in denial of the catastrophe awaiting the human race. but yes let’s scream at climate protestors for delaying flights, you complete fucking sociopaths
every professionally run company stresses on DEI training so their employees dont fuck up and make terrible business decisions in extremely foreseeable ways as the ceo of twitter is doing. maybe take an online course or two, muskrotum