every national TV channel should invite this man to confess to more of his crimes

helped a vendor at a local arts festival by letting her know that the WiFi hotspot she was using to power her square wouldn’t work because the helpful guy who gave her access to his hotspot had left the premises

Texas is a failed state

today, as we were loading up the car for tomorrow’s pennridge arts and crafts festival in sellersville, I noticed a praying mantis apparently hunting a yellowjacket in the daisies. now, I’m on team mantis because 1: I’m fascinated by them, 2: a couple of weeks ago a yellowjacket dove into my beer and stung my tongue when I drank it (it lived to tell the tale) and 3: last night I made friends with another praying mantis at an outdoor campfire watching live music. he was lurking about on an Adirondack chair. a couple of fellow campfire nerds alerted us to his presence. when I approached he started walking towards me and swaying back and forth, almost as if he was inviting me to initiate a friendship. when I came close enough he walked on to my jacket. I let him walk on to my hand (do not grab them, they are fragile), took him to the nearest bush and dropped him off there so he wouldn’t get squished by a drunk Phillies fan.

back to the present. it was fascinating to watch the mantis stalk the wasp, take his time patiently waiting for the right moment, attack it swiftly and lethally and devour it alive, eventually breaking the wasp into two pieces. a praying mantis in the northeast usually dies once the cool season arrives so I hope he enjoyed his meal at our farm to table establishment.

a maga cousin who stopped being a Colin Kaepernick fan when he started kneeling is furious at cops. I don’t know how many times it needs to be said, it doesn’t matter if you support fascism or not, eventually the fascists will come for you.

yeah, Joe Biden is the one who’s too old for the job

David McCormick who lost the Pennsylvania GOP senate primary against Mehmet “Dr” oz is running again. he will again be defeated in the GOP primary by a banana that resembles Hitler

periodically i’ll remember that much of gop election denialism is based on the fact that they didn’t stop counting votes in swing states while donald was ahead and laugh until my ass literally falls off and rolls down the hill

apparently our local escaped killer only ate watermelon and drank creek water for two weeks. hate when ppl forget self care while trying to evade justice

please stop calling murdery toilet granola a “firebrand”. at the most she is a hotairbrand

elon musk is a free speech absolutist the same way i am a climate activist. lots of aspiration, lots of talk, almost no implementation

life-saving vaccines are all well and good but when is the fda going to approve anti-aging baby juice

imagine being such a big goofy imbecile that you listen to donald speak and listen to joe speak and think that joe is too old to be president

motherfuckers dont realize that joe biden saved america from a literal nazi. fuck your approval numbers

I love fall, the season of shouting go birds at ppl you pass on the street if you’re in the greater Philadelphia area or whispering go birds at ppl if you’re not

gym followed by the Philadelphia eagles game

this is my favorite Carolina wren. dude was singing his heart out right next to the trail on a windy day and didn’t mind the audience. go birds

apparently birds problem solving skills are linked to their song complexity. this explains why wrens and catbirds are so intelligent they have an actual personality while donald trump is a dumb mouth-breathing doofus

when you indict hunter biden you indict me, you indict democracy and you indict all americans. just kidding, fuck hunter biden

our local Fox franchise has managed to raise the bar for the dumbest both-siding shit rivaling even the national networks www.fox29.com/news/gov-…

pretty amazing that the people of Florida are okay with their governor turning them into roadkill on his way to the presidency

I say, every opportunity he gets to incriminate himself on national TV is worth pursuing

good news our area escaped killer has been caught so all my fellow law abiding gun owners can go back to keeping our guns in the open where anyone’s kids can access them

the escaped killer wandering our neighborhood is now armed because a “law abiding” gun owner had a rifle just lying around in his garage which i presume was open to the public

managed to incorporate the words “spring dance of the American woodcock” into a technical presentation and feeling proud