hate when female British bartenders call me mate. no we’re not mates, I’m married. also, mating is what birds do in spring. it’s fall now. I’m not gonna build a nest for you, just before winter, it doesn’t make any sense. our fledglings won’t survive. I just wanted a beer
Birmingham at night gets you undrunk just to take pictures then it drunks you back in
I can’t go to that pub anymore because I allowed a guy there to buy me drinks and he might have gotten the wrong impression and I fled because he started kissing my hand. goddammit I love that pub
there seems to be a rule in England that every pub has to have a cat that is the owner of the pub
in Birmingham UK for work and I’ve already hit both my number 1 and number 2 favorite cask ale pubs in the city, found a canal towpath that I didn’t know about and consumed chicken and ham pie. next, some NFL. yes they have an NFL bar right next to my hotel
I related the hell out of this article: why highly sensitive people (HSPs) have a special connection to animals highlysensitiverefuge.com/why-highl…
which part of his character makes a man lie about how much he paid for a burger
imagine having David Brooks on your payroll
I really like working out of the cabin. of course I don’t get a lot done, especially during spring bird migration.
spent a few days at the cabin after a month and a half and since i was here last one asshole neighbor with a broken sewage problem put their cabin up for sale, one asshole neighbor who was trying to steal our land sold his cabin and another asshole was indicted in georgia. life is good.
moms for liberty is a gop domestic terrorist outfit www.thereporteronline.com/2023/09/2…
rock star
I love my Pennsylvania mountain mist. she creeps up on you and tickles your butthole
i dont know how americans manage to mispronounce both “punjab” and “muslim”
my man destroyed floridas educational system and tourism industry, took away women’s rights and killed a lot of floridans with a preventable illness just so he could suck ass on the national stage. well done, cowboy
*rupert murdoch gets off the elevator in hell"
rupert murdoch: what the hell, there must be a mistake
devil, checking papers: you’re right, you’re on the wrong floor, go one floor lower
rupert murdoch: what’s one floor lower
devil: no one knows, you’re the first one to be sent there
when rupert murdoch dies they wont know what to do with his carcass because fire cant burn pure evil and the earth keeps spitting him out
rupert murdoch didnt retire he gave up a life of crime against humanity
i like john fetterman but come on man, wearing a suit once in a while isnt the end of the world
every time i talk to people in rural PA, on a trail, in a bar, even in a grocery parking lot, i return to the realization that there are more sensible people in america than we give america credit for and this is precisely why donald trump could only manage one term as a fascist leader
pleased to report that a friend and i had an after-hours conversation on politics with the bartender of a PA mountain bar and did not get murdered. and we may have succeeded in convincing him how the whole trans ppl in sports “controversy” is nothing more than weaponization of the gullible
seriously, bring him on more tv shows until the trial turns into a mere formality. and use a less inept interviewer statuskuo.substack.com/p/so-much…
god sure loves to be thanked for all the good in the world but not be blamed for all the bad things. sounds like someone we know
christians love the crucifix like trump supporters love indictments
there’s nothing more to trump than a brainless fuckwit, ignorant but also proud, thinks he knows everything but really knows nothing, wants to feel big, but really so small, privileged but totally oblivious of it. this is why he resonates so much with “heartland America”